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Old 11-23-01   #1
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Three Vampires...

Three vampires go into a bar. The first one tells the bartender: "Give me a B Positive straight up." The bartender gives it to him and he drinks it.

The second vampire tells the bartender: "I want an A Negative, neat." The bartender gets it for him and he drinks it.

The third vampire tells the bartender: "Give me a hot glass of water."

Astonished, the bartender asks: "A hot glass of water? What for?"

He smiled. "Just a glass of hot water."

He shook his head and got him the glass of water. Curious, the bartender asked: "What's the water for?"

Smiling, the vampire reached in his coat and got a bloody Tampax, sticks it in the water, and exclaims, "Tea time!"


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Reminds me of a joke a friend had told me...

Whats one of the sickest things a person could see?
Two Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
You want to know whats even sicker?
It belongs to one of them..

I was going to have lunch after that...but for some reason I just couldnt stomach it.
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