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Old 11-20-01   #1
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10 ways to make yourself the funny guy at the office

1. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't. Then punch them in the mouth.

2. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker," then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs "a good ass fucking."

3. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard-then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie-then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that!"

4. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it tell them its the fake plastic kind-when they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.

5. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it stops...look down and say ... "Oh."

6. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front of your pants.

7. Answer every question asked to you with "fucked if I know!" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

8. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

9. Ask to borrow someone's pen- bring it to the bathroom-stick it in your ass-then return it and tell the person to smell it, when they tell you that it smells bad-be like, "It should! I had it in my ass!"

10. Hang out by the water machine bent over with your pants down and a mixture of ketchup of mayonnaise smeared on your asshole, and say to all who come by for a refreshing glass of water "Wow, the guy in the copy room sure has a big cock."
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Old 11-21-01   #2
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lol! I like the one about shittin on the floor, and the one with the mayonnaise and ketchup...lol...they're cool.
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Old 11-21-01   #3
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oh damn that was good. do it again.

man that was funny as fuck, especially the last one, and number 6 really tickled me too.


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No1 was so utterly bizarre I loved it.

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#5 was insane. Good one ARSINIK!
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