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Old 11-19-01   #1
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I'll be the first to admit my humor is a bit off color...but this is just kinda funny...


Q. Do I have to be married to have safe FAX?

A. Although married people FAX quite often, there are many single people who FAX complete strangers every day.

Q. My parents say they never had FAX when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they can FAX?

A. FAXING can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedure.

Q. If I FAX something to myself, will I go blind?

A. Certainly not, as far as we can see.

Q. There is a place on our street where you can go and pay for FAX. Is this legal?

A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their FAX drives and must pay a "professional" when their needs to FAX become too great.

Q. Should a cover always be used for FAXING?

A. Unless you are really sure of the one you're FAXING, a cover sheet should be used to insure SAFE FAX.

Q. What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I FAX prematurely?

A. Don't panic. Many people prematurely FAX when they haven't FAXED in a long time. Just start over; most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and business FAX. Can transmissions become mixed up?

A. Being BI-FAXUAL can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.
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Old 11-19-01   #2
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Quite funny
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Don't ya think it would've been better to have this thread in the 'Humor' section? ....Just a thought
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yes...I wasn't thinking...I would have put it in a technical section...but we don't have one of those...
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Humor it is then...


Hmm. Yes, I suppose it is. It was rather funny.



Uh-oh...I'm talking to myself again.

Well, dammit, cut it out...you want people to notice?

You're right of course. I'll shut up now.
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yes...I wasn't thinking...I would have put it in a technical section...but we don't have one of those...

Hehe It's quite alright..I'm not the mod, so it's up to them..just my opinion that doesn't matter too much! :p
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Humor it is then...


Hmm. Yes, I suppose it is. It was rather funny.



Uh-oh...I'm talking to myself again.

Well, dammit, cut it out...you want people to notice?

You're right of course. I'll shut up now.
Us multifunction agents need something for entertainment...perhaphs I should create it as a cover page for our customers...
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No FAX tonight as self is being stolen to see DUNE you know da 4 hour one so dont wait up eh !
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Funny stuff, Jordyn
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haha that's funny.
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