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Old 11-15-01   #1
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A Joke(if u get it)

3 Vampires Went To A Bar,
One Vampire Asked:1 Cold Blood Please,
The Second Vampire Took The Same Cold Drink,
But The Third Vampire Asked:1 Hot Water Please,
Other Two Vampires Turned At Him And Asked:Why Do You Want To Drink Hot Water????
The Third Vampire took A Libero Out And Said: I'm Going To Drink Tea Today...
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Old 11-15-01   #2
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Nice ::laughing at the Monitor:: heh
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Old 11-16-01   #4
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*makes a face*

i don't think i'm up on vampire terminology...
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That is sooo funny. *lol*

Only a total lame ars won't get that one.
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Old 11-18-01   #7
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Old 11-19-01   #8
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Don't worry Arsinik, you're not alone.

I mean...

Isn't cold blood, like, yucky to Vampires?
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yeahh..they don't like cold blood..but it's a joke you know...in't not a true story..
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I heard it before.
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I know that one! But it makes more sense if you change your "libero" into " used tampon"...
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'libero' is not on dictionary.com. thanks for clarifying that for me. that's pretty sick, there.
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