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Old 10-27-01   #1
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A different kind of Survivor...

I thought this was amusing....



Survivor, Texas Style

A major network is planning the show "Survivor 4" this

Winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas

Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel

through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and

down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio,

on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and

Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on

To Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker

that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here

to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.


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Old 10-27-01   #2
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for this thread is a sin...



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Old 10-27-01   #3
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Hehehe...that's hilarious...
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Old 10-28-01   #4
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NOW that's a survior show i'd want to see.
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Old 10-28-01   #5
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I'd pay good money to see that
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Old 11-01-01   #6
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That might actually be worth watching, unlike the rest of this bullshit they're putting on prime-time nowadays.
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Old 11-01-01   #7
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pretty funny shit.
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lol that be some funny shit to see! ha!
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that should be interesting.

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that's not for real, is it? just, a joke? ok, just checking.
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Old 11-04-01   #11
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man that rules. lmao! i would give my left arm to see that


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funny shit, and doeb, i tried to drop your name to sire, but i am starting to think no one takes me seriously, everytime i write something, i am overlooked, like i posted nothing at all.
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now if THAT made it's way onto US tv, then I'd beg for it to be on bravo here in the UK, thats some show idea, hey, maybe you should do it with a home video, you'll sure get some great ratings
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