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Old 10-19-01   #1
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Nuns and Holy Water....

Probably heard this one too..........


A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.

He asks the first nun Sister Karen have you ever had any contact with a penis???

The nun giggles and replies, Well, once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.

St Peter says OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.

St Peter asks the next nun the same question Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis..

The nun is a little reluctant but reply's Well I once fondled and stroked one..

St Peter says, OK dip your hand in the holy water and pass through the gate...

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns. One nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St Peter says Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush???

The nun reply's If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!!!
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HA!!!!! That was a good one!!!
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why thank you ~grins~
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Old 10-25-01   #4
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that was great!!! loved it. you just seem to find funny stuff everywhere.
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Old 10-26-01   #5
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yeah, i've heard that one... it's fucking funny though.
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FOR THOU HAS MADE A GREAT SIN!!!!!!!!!!




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shut up Jesus H christ.. you aren't being the superchristian you think you are you are being a superfreak.. and you are pissing me off.. its not your job to preach to the rest of us.. you aren't worthy to spread the word of God if you abuse the privilage
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jesus h christ is nothing more then vannakan trying to live up some internet persona since his real personality isn't worth two shits in a barrel and generally gets him banned. just ignore him...
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