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Old 10-02-01   #1
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Three Guys and a Genie

Three Guys and a Genie

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam
are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish," says the
Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada."

With a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF! the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into
our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, POOF! there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam", a former civil engineer, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell

me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
in or out --- it's virtually impenetrable."

"Uncle Sam" says, "OK, fill it with water."
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am i destined to fall as icarus did? his wings- his freedom destroyed by the one thing he longed for...


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hehe... that was pretty good. i just heard this one...

why don't afghans have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day?

















because their camels would get too tired.
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no one can get in or out?.....mission accomplished, sned our men home...
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All fucked up, and i don't know how, how i ever got to where i feel, like i am dying on the inside, i want to be happy, but i don't know how
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