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Old 09-25-01   #1
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The Vampire Hunters Club

Do you have problems with Vampires, ghoul's, and/or any supernatural forces of evil??Call SpaceGhost @ 1-800-STAKE-EM.
I specialize in the demise,and hunting of any,and all creatures of the night, secured high up in my headquarters.(an abandoned hotel in texas).So if you have a demon problem, don't hesitate! Call now! Oh, did i forget to mention the free mug,and balloon for the kiddies?? :p
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Old 09-26-01   #2
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*Turns to mist and files into the balloon inflating it, ties the end and hangs on the wall*
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Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork!
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Old 09-26-01   #3
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Heh..

~keeps tabs on this place and has to admit she is most impressed by how RedMeat managed to tie the end of the balloon AND hang it, AFTER he had turned to mist and inflated it...~

~drops a few black rose petals in a seeming trail towards her hideout... crouched in the darkness, mischieviousness gleaming in the obsidian black of her eyes as she waits... and watches to see what interesting thing he'll do next..~

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*Turns to mist and files into the balloon inflating it, ties the end and hangs on the wall*

*unsuspectingly glances at the balloon,and walks towards it innocently seeing is how it is so oddly out of place*
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Old 09-26-01   #5
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(I got a skeleton to do it for meh, necronic magicks and all)

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Alright, thats it *begins to rummage through a duffel bag of various Creature-destroying weapons*
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Old 09-26-01   #7
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Cant stake me I`m a balloon!
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LOL

LMAO

~considers stuffing her bra with that nice shapely balloon... wonders if there's a similarly shaped one floating about to match?~

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Cant stake me I`m a balloon!

*pulls out a pin,and a vaccum cleaner*


hmmm
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FOOK!

*Turns into wolf, popping balloon, bites Ghost`s leg pisses in his sink and then legs it*
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O.o ...

~looks at the events which unfold before her very eyes... one brow slowly raising as she sees them... barely believing... looking after RedMeat for but a moment, she immediately takes chase, not caring what Space Ghost sees or thinks of what he sees... using her vampiric speed to keep up with him, she keeps an eye on what would appear by the past actions... to be a lycanthrope ahead of her... herself but a black blur slipping through the shadows after him... one of those motions you see out of the corner of your eye, and upon turning your head it has disappeared....~

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Muwhaha...next I'll be paying these "castles" a little visit with my little "travelling show" *jolts,and hideously transforms into a ghoul-like man, hunched over,and ugly, then flashes back into a regular person* Ack...*packs bag of weapon's,and heads out to the door*
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Re: The Vampire Hunters Club

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Do you have problems with Vampires, ghoul's, and/or any supernatural forces of evil??Call SpaceGhost @ 1-800-STAKE-EM.
I specialize in the demise,and hunting of any,and all creatures of the night, secured high up in my headquarters.(an abandoned hotel in texas).So if you have a demon problem, don't hesitate! Call now! Oh, did i forget to mention the free mug,and balloon for the kiddies?? :p
i have a vampire problem spacey. i see bats everywhere. am i going insane.

*calls spacey on the phone* gets this for an answering service.

hello you have reached the spacey and goddess residence. we are not available right now but feel free to leave a message at the tone of the beep.

*leaves a message* can i have the balloons? i don't want the mugs. and please don't send me popped balloons this time. i'm need them for my helium project. :p i'm trying to make myself float.:p
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awww your adorable, desh, of course, you can have the balloons, right after i kick me some demon tail
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*looks at own tail* you can't have mine. its mine. :p

*ties many balloons on self*

*begins to float in the room*

*reaches up to the chandeliers*



wow this is high!
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Old 09-26-01   #16
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WELL IT TOOK LONGER THEN I THOUGT I JUST GET BACK TO DARKNEES AND ALREADY I HAVE PPL TRYING TO KILL ME WELL IF YOU WISH TO FIND ME I WILL BE IN ONYX`S CASTLE,KILL ME IF YOU CAN
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A hunter

How...amusing
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i agree
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*Floats into SpaceGhost's office, amused at the scene before her
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