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Old 09-25-01   #1
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I'm so goth......

Hey guys, these were sent to me via e-mail. I thought they were kinda cute....enjoy


I'm So Goth

I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!

I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."

I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.

I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.

I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.

I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.

I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.

I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.

I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.

I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.

I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me.

I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks better on me.

I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar.

I'me soe gothe ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee endse ofe mye wordse ise medaevale ande deepe.

I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom ike shockalocka!!! . . . flibbaflobba!!!"

I'm so goth I punched a care bear.

I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.

I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."

I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.

I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.

I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."

I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.
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Old 09-25-01   #2
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lmao!! oh my god those were soo funny!
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Old 09-26-01   #3
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they re all stupid but they re okay i guess...
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Old 09-26-01   #4
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funny as anything i ever herd
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damn thats the funniest thing you ve ever heard????

how old are you? 10?
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Old 09-27-01   #6
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OMG! lol! Those are great! I was laughing tones...

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Old 09-27-01   #7
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Sounds exactly like my man. (Oh my goth!) And if he reads this I want him to know he is not allowed to punch my care bears. Very funny
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Old 09-27-01   #8
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im so goth i make special trips to the 7-11 in full black and a cape at 2 in the morning to flip through the car buyers mags and purchase a 3 cheese burrito. all the while catching looks of contempt from the party gals rolling out of the VW bug and arab clerk itching to pull out his bat and beat me serverly.
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Old 09-27-01   #9
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im so goth i covered my windows in black so my neighbors cant see me dancing naked to "now 7."

im so goth i have 2 friends who are both dead from herioin overdoses.

im so goth i have to have my hair in my face at all times or the mysterious facade is shot to hell

im so goth when there is no one to look dark around i go into my bathroom, stand in front of the mirror, and look away.

im so goth i put red food coloring in anything i drink so as to have it appear as blood....(you get some really funny looks coming out of a bar with red beer....i have to asure people its beer and not wine cooler as to keep up my hard ass image.)
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Old 09-27-01   #10
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lol, those were funny. i heard these last year... you might have already heard them.

im so goth my shoes have no soul!

im so goth bats come out of my ass!

not the funniest thing, but you get the point
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Old 09-27-01   #11
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you should really get that ass problem check out
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Old 09-27-01   #12
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you should really get that ass problem check out
lol, yeah i should. but do u know how much that would cost? i dont have that kind of money. so i just have to live with it :p
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Old 09-28-01   #13
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I'm so Goth I used Cheer...it cried

I'm so Goth I dont use black nailpolish, I smash my fingernails with a hammer.

I'm so Goth I complain when my blacks dont match
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Old 09-29-01   #15
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Hmmm...didn't I post this a loong time ago..? I don't remember anymore...anyway, they're still funny.


I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.
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lol.... those are funny
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Hmm . . . those are different from the ones I've collected. [I wrote them all on the back of one of my notebooks-- it's not funny to them, though, because they don't even know what goth is-- there's no goth community in this whole state, not that I'm complaining.]

I'm so goth, I wear 50SPF just to open the refrigerator door.
I'm so goth, OTHER people trip over my trenchcoat.
I'm so goth, even my dog is black.
I'm so goth, I wear pink just to torture myself.
I'm so goth, necrophiliacs hit on me.
I'm so goth, I keep flour in my compact.

. . . . . . I'm just wearing black until they come up with a darker colour . . .
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I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.
goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.

I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"

I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.


I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.

I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"

I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"

I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.

I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.

I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

goth #1: I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.

I'm so goth I'm more goth than anyone else.

goth #1: I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.
goth #2: I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.
goth #3: I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.

I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get dressed.

I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.

I'm so goth I'm dead.

I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.

I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."

I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."

I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.

goth #1: I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me.
goth #2: I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's collar looks better on me.
goth #3: I'm so goth I stole my dog's collar.

I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.

I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.

I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized by my appearance.

I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized by my appearance.

I'm so goth I've been banned.

I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth.

I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.

I'm so goth I make flowers wilt.

I'm so goth I like them better that way.

I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.

I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to insult me.

I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs!

I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.

I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.

I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!

I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.

I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."

I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again . . . tragically.

goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.

I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.

I'm so goth I'm catholic.

I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.

I'm so goth tan lines are a sin.

I'm so goth I was adopted by the Addams family.

I'm so goth people keep asking me if I feel okay.

I'm so goth the dark is scared of ME.

I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees correctly.

I'm so goth I . . . wear . . . my . . . sunnnnnglasses at night (sung with a Corey Hart pout).

I'm so goth I became a fisherman, just so I could use fishnets.

I'm so goth I want to die die die my hair black.

I'm so goth I'm on the second stage of aloof . . . I'm "bloof."

I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed.

I'm so goth, Robert Smith asked ME for my autograph.

I'm so goth I got a 12-pack of absinthe.

I'm so goth I don't eat gummy bears, I eat "glummy bears."

I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth.

I'm so goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.

I'm so goth I call a smile a "concave frown."

I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it.

I'm so goth my skin would catch on fire if it were ever exposed to sunlight.

I'm so goth I make Happy Meals cry.

I'm so goth I spend hours deciding what shade of black to wear.

My grandmother is so goth she uses gothballs.

I'm so goth I shower with bleach instead of soap.

I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella.

I'm so goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their ceiling.

goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."

I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.

I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."

I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.

I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!







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