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Old 09-19-01   #1
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A Father and son were taking a walk down the street together...When the two came upon a pair of dogs mating. The son looks up to the Father and says, "Daddy, what are the two dogs doing??" Well, feeling uncomfortable with explaining the whole truth behind the two canines actions he responded with a simple and understandable answer that he thought was suitable for his small son...so the Father responded with, "Why, my son, they are making a puppy!"

So, later that night, after the Father had put his son to bed, he proceded with having sex with his wife in their bedroom. The two were going at it hard and fast when suddenly the door opened up and the son was standing at the door. The small boy says to his Father, "What are you two doing, Daddy?" And once again, being uncomfortable with explaining the concept of sex to his son, the father says, "Why, my son, we are making you a baby brother." And then, the son looks at his mother and then back to his father and replies, "Well turn Mommy over, I'd rather have a puppy!"
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