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Old 09-13-01   #1
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The Cucumber, pickle, penis

One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation:

The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in a jar." The cucumber says, "Yeah you think that's bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad." The penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Well, whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet dark, smelly room and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose consciousness! ! !"
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Old 09-18-01   #2
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lmao
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hmmm

Makes ya thinK! HAHAHA! Loved it!:metalhead:
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Old 09-30-01   #4
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wasn't that on here a while ago?? anywho, its still funny
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Old 10-06-01   #6
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i remember that joke hehehe it's funny
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Old 10-09-01   #7
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heh, remember that from grade 6, wow, 6 years ago. by a kid named ryan azarko... :: laughs ::
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lmao!!! :p :p *falls of chair and dies laffing*
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lol

LMAO. interesting angle to look at it.
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that was excellent, hadn't heard it before. lmao!
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