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Old 09-09-01   #1
DarkerThan
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appointment

How do you get out of a sperm bank appointment?

You call and tell them you can't cum.
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Old 09-13-01   #2
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lol i just got that, took me a while
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How thou art fallen Morning Sun
The proud will be abased"

He would not heel nor fake a bow
Murmur curses to the wind
And lo, the wrath of god swept down...

"Thou art no more an angel filled
With light, but a leech to be abhorred
And thou shalt suffer My burning will"...
Quoth this raven: "Nevermore"

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Old 09-19-01   #3
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*writes down on notepad*
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I am all fucked up, and i am ready to break, i don't wanna be the guy, who is always on the outside, i wanna find my own, good place

All fucked up, and i don't know how, how i ever got to where i feel, like i am dying on the inside, i want to be happy, but i don't know how
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Old 09-21-01   #4
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Darker lovey,
I don't believe you just posted that.
*write down in notebook also*
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I see the assassins have failed.

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Old 09-21-01   #5
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I am all fucked up, and i am ready to break, i don't wanna be the guy, who is always on the outside, i wanna find my own, good place

All fucked up, and i don't know how, how i ever got to where i feel, like i am dying on the inside, i want to be happy, but i don't know how
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Old 09-21-01   #6
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*brings in box of gel pens*
You bought the paper so I'll do the pens
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Somedays it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps.
Hello,
I see the assassins have failed.

"Hey Courtney, aren't you a Buddahist? The goal is to obtain Nirvana, not break them up."---Madonna to Courtney Love on SNL
No magic is ever truly destructive. For what is destruction, except creation with an agenda?
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Old 09-21-01   #7
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I am all fucked up, and i am ready to break, i don't wanna be the guy, who is always on the outside, i wanna find my own, good place

All fucked up, and i don't know how, how i ever got to where i feel, like i am dying on the inside, i want to be happy, but i don't know how
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Old 09-21-01   #8
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*ponders*
Hmmm.....*hands out stickers, glitter pens, and black paper*
Ok I'm set for the moment.:p
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Somedays it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps.
Hello,
I see the assassins have failed.

"Hey Courtney, aren't you a Buddahist? The goal is to obtain Nirvana, not break them up."---Madonna to Courtney Love on SNL
No magic is ever truly destructive. For what is destruction, except creation with an agenda?
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Old 09-21-01   #9
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*Turns on big screen tv so everyone can see*

I really am running out of ideas, ahah!

*Hands out popcorn and Coke*
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I am all fucked up, and i am ready to break, i don't wanna be the guy, who is always on the outside, i wanna find my own, good place

All fucked up, and i don't know how, how i ever got to where i feel, like i am dying on the inside, i want to be happy, but i don't know how
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Old 09-21-01   #10
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*giggles*So am I
Darker come back and think of something else for us to do!
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". . . This is only the cold nose of the fuck-happy fox creature.
-Tip of the iceberg."--Denalay

Somedays it isn't worth chewing through the leather straps.
Hello,
I see the assassins have failed.

"Hey Courtney, aren't you a Buddahist? The goal is to obtain Nirvana, not break them up."---Madonna to Courtney Love on SNL
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Old 10-06-01   #11
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you two never put out snacks and beverages.
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And the dead shall walk.
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Old 10-07-01   #12
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hehe, that was funny
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Old 10-07-01   #13
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Quote:
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you two never put out snacks and beverages.
yea we did, or rather. I DID. hehe. we're good, everybody needs to get out of their appointments
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