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Old 09-02-01   #1
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Hehe.

I'm pretty sure some of you have seen this... this is for those who haven't

Tylenol is Acetaminophen.
Advil is Ibuprofen.
Aleve is Naproxen, and so on.

The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and
announced today that they have chosen Mycoxafailin. Other names considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, and Mythingsadanglin.

Top ten marketing slogans being considered by
Viagra:
10. Viagra, it's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra. The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra. Like a rock!
7. Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be
there tonight!
6. Viagra, be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a
woman!
3. Viagra, connect and create something!
2. Viagra, just do it!

And the number one slogan being considered by
Viagra:

1. This is your penis....This is your penis on
drugs. Any questions?
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