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Old 08-27-01   #1
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A Joke

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon Girrafe rolling a joint. He looks at her and says; "Girrafe! Why do you do this? Come running with me through the forest instead you'll feel so much better, you'll see."
The Girrafe looks at him, tosses the joint and goes off running with the rabbit.
Not long after they find elephant about to snort a line of coke. The rabbit says. "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health? Come running with us through the forest. You'll feel great!"
After a while the three of them notice Lion about to shoot up and Rabbit again says; "Lion my friend. Why do you do this? Come tunning with us through the sunny forest instead!"
The lion looks at the syringe, looks over at rabbit. Puts the needle down and starts to beat the shit out of rabbit!
Girrafe and Elephant look on in horror, and ask Lion; "Lion why are you doing this? He was only trying to help us all."
The Lion curtly replies; "This little fucker always makes me run through the forest like an idiot every time he's on Exctasy!"
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Old 08-29-01   #2
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LOL. i guess you never know whos on drugs and who isnt.
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Old 08-30-01   #4
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that was funny shit. LMFAO!
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hehe, thats funny!
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lmao,thats a good one denalay.ill have to tell paul.
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