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Old 08-21-01   #1
Voice of Unerring Reason
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Until recenlty I've been having a lovely written friendship with a lovely couple from Swindon and we'd spoken occaisionally on the phone.

I wrote often and knew that my letters were always a bit of a talking point in the family.

It was by chance that a house in their street became available. and as I was looking for somewhere to live in that area I quickly bought the house.

Knowing that the couple were a lovely sociable couple it wasn't long before they invited me around for an evening meal.

Now although we had spoke for quite some time, they still didn't realise that it was me, their faithful pen-pal who was sitting in their living room.

It was over dessert when I decide to end the little charade. I decide to use the litter catchphrase with which I'd always ended my letters.

We were in the middle of a discussion on equestrianism when I decided to pop it into the conversation. SO with a smile and a twinkle I stood up stared and them and simply siad.


(All credit for this goes to Rob Newman. I just thought it was more then worthy to go in here!!!)
"I've oft been told by learned friars
That wishing and the crime were one
And heaven punishes desires
As much as if the deed were done.

If wishing damns us, you and I
Are damned to all our hearts content.
Come then we may at least enjoy
Some pleasure for our punishment..."

Sir Thomas More
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