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Old 08-20-01   #1
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14 Things Mom wouldn't say...

The Top 14 Things You'd Never Hear Your Mother Say

14> "...and that's when I bitch-slapped the police officer, grabbed his gun, and busted a cap in his sorry ass."

13> "It's okay to say 'I love you' if you just want sex. Trust me-girls understand that."

12> "Look, if you can't clean out the stems and seeds properly, stay out of my stash!"

11> "How was your date, son? Did you nail her?"

10> "It's hot outdoors... why don't you two play that 'running around inside with scissors' game?"

9> "Oh, no! Not ANOTHER friggin' grandchild!"

8> "I hear that nice Mr. Condit is single."

7> "I am through judging everybody and everything."

6> "Not only can you go swimming right after dinner, you get to eat dessert in the pool, too!"

5> "Have you ever noticed what an incredible ripoff the flower delivery industry is?"

4> "Whoa-get a load of the rack on that babe!"

3> "That state trooper can kick the trunk lid all he wants, we're not stopping until we get to Mexico."

2> "You call *that* a left hook?"

and the number 1 Thing You'd Never Hear Your Mother Say...

1> "You're right. I'm wrong."


I don't know, but some of these might apply to some of you...

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hahaha...those were pretty funny...and no they don't apply to me.
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14 things...

You are SO CUTTTEEE!

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no, those don't apply to me, the thngs my mom says to me are more evil and mean.
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no, those don't apply to me, the thngs my mom says to me are more evil and mean.
mine too...she terrorizes me.
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mine too...she terrorizes me.
I know the feeling Deshevil07
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#15 - All things come to those who screw others over...
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I know the feeling Deshevil07
yeah i understand where you are coming from..we should talk sometimes...it pisses my friends off how she does these things to me..they wish they could kill her so my pain and misery could end.
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I'd like that Deshevil07
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yeah...so how are you doing?
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...it pisses my friends off how she does these things to me..they wish they could kill her so my pain and misery could end.

ive heard that before about my mom too...
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(15th thing my mom would never say to me) "Your so ugly!!"(16th)"You need togrow taller" and (17th)"Your too fat"

th point i'm trying to make is that Moms constanty lie.

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yeah...so how are you doing?
well, the summer hasn't been to bad because I have my license and just bought myself a car so I can just leave whenever I want. But my dad has been gone for the past week to montanna so its just been me and her. Luckily he gets back tonight and school starts soon so I won't be home very much. How are you doing
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*sighs*

*takes a deep breath*

ok..i'm under house arrest at the moment...my parents won't let me out of the house. so i spend most of my days sleeping, eating, sleeping, going online occasionally, & sleeping. i love my bed. yeah i had my license for like 8 months i think something like that....i think its great. um...i start school on sept 10th.
my sister and i plan to sneak out tomorrow and go to a friend's house. that's about it.
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what are you under house arrest for?
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(15th thing my mom would never say to me) "Your so ugly!!"(16th)"You need togrow taller" and (17th)"Your too fat"

th point i'm trying to make is that Moms constanty lie.

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What are you talking about..... my mom tells me these things all the time.... no wait a minute..... I'm exactly the opposite of those three, so if she is telling me these things, SHE IS LYING.

OH MY GOD, you are SOOOO Right....

WHAT DO I DO?????
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what are you under house arrest for?
no particular reason..she just doesn't like me to get out...she thinks i will do dirty stuff....

plus she is crazy....i hate her.
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14 things...

*huggles DeSheDevil*

Awwww, it's ok....you're still cute, though.

I recommend taking your clothes and stuffing them in your bed, making it look like you, and sneaking out the window.

I did that once and it worked like a charm!
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that doesn't always work though
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