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Old 08-16-01   #1
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Seductive lady at the bar....

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural
pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over
immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he
should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins
to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with
both hands. "Actually, no." he replies.

"Can you get him for me? - I need to speak to him." she says,
running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm
afraid I can't," breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is
there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message." she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper
in the ladies room!"
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LOL you sick little monkey.
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Did he keep sucking her fingers anyway?



Hey look he's smoking a blunt.
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