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Old 08-08-01   #1
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Signs Bill Clinton Doesn't Give A Damn

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10. Called Russia asking if they need a new spy

9. When people whisper, "Your fly is open," he says, "Yeah, I know"

8. Shoplifts at will, gives finger to security camera

7. If you asked what he had for breakfast and he actually had waffles, he'll say "pancakes" just for the fun of lying

6. He's no longer just fat -- he's now Hugh Rodham fat

5. "Tubby" is selling a copy of the Declaration of Indepence on eBay

4. Doesn't even bother to buy high-quality cigars anymore

3. Recently introduced Playboy playmate as "my lovely wife"

2. Refers to Chappaqua mansion as "the house that dirty pardon money built"

1. Sits in the back of Al Gore's journalism class screaming, "Loser!"
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10. Hire relationship counselor; see if he and Monica can give it another shot

9. Run for Mayor of New York and bring back the hookers!

8. Just enjoy being a regular U.S. citizen...with round-the-clock Secret Service and a $200,000 severance

7. Every morning check classifieds for job openings under "Presidents"

6. Get bitchin' Camaro, cruise around Chappaqua for lonely housewives

5. Wait till statute of limitations runs out, admit everything

4. Tell Bush, "No, you take over in 2004," stay President

3. Same thing he did back in Arkansas -- eat Crisco while watching reruns of "Bonanza"

2. Call Al Gore, ask for "Lou Zer," hang up

1. Two words: Temptation Island
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8. Shoplifts at will, gives finger to security camera
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