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Old 08-08-01   #1
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Top Ten Pieces Of Advice George W. Bush Gave To Graduates

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10. "You can't expect to function on less than 16 hours of sleep per night"
9. "If you don't know a foreign leader's name, call him 'Pierre'"
8. "If you're not making more than your professors two years from now, you're doing something wrong"
7. "The internet is a great place to find speeches you can pass off as your own"
6. "Drinking and partying all the time will jeopardize your future...just kidding!"
5. "I've always wanted to do this: Now batting for the Rangers, #3, Alex Rodriguez!"
4. "If you're a male cheerleader, destroy all photographs of yourself"
3. "Do any of you want to be president -- I'm already sick of it"
2. "Don't challenge my mom Barbara to a fistfight. She'll kick your ass"
1. "Move to Mexico because I'm gonna run this country into the ground"
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Re: Top Ten Pieces Of Advice George W. Bush Gave To Graduates

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1. "Move to Mexico because I'm gonna run this country into the ground"
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