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Old 08-02-01   #1
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Dirty Questions for the Guys!!!

Okay, here we go! Most of these questions are simple, one-of-two answers kind of stuff. Ready Boys?

1. Boxers or Briefs?

2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions)

3. Top or Bottom?

4. Front or Back?

5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know)

6. Have you ever had oral sex?

7. Have you ever tasted yourself?

8. Have you ever masturbated?

9. How old were you when you lost it?

10. Ever been bitten?

11. If not, would you like to be?
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Old 08-03-01   #2
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1. Boxers or Briefs?
Briefs/thongs/nothin
2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions)

3. Top or Bottom? many positions make a good session

4. Front or Back?
but i've never taken it up the ass
5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know) gotta be doggy

6. Have you ever had oral sex? given and received

7. Have you ever tasted yourself?
kissed ladies after giving me head if that counts
8. Have you ever masturbated?
yep
9. How old were you when you lost it? late starter (18) - made up for it since tho

10. Ever been bitten? yeah, I bite - and like being bitten

11. If not, would you like to be? see q.10
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Old 08-03-01   #3
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Re: Dirty Questions for the Guys!!!

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Okay, here we go! Most of these questions are simple, one-of-two answers kind of stuff. Ready Boys?

1. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers

2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions)No

3. Top or Bottom?Top

4. Front or Back?Front

5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know)Whicheverone I`m currently in

6. Have you ever had oral sex?Yes

7. Have you ever tasted yourself?No

8. Have you ever masturbated?HELL YES

9. How old were you when you lost it?Not young enough

10. Ever been bitten?Yes.

11. If not, would you like to be?
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Re: Dirty Questions for the Guys!!!

1. Boxers or Briefs? boxers

2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions)not nescessarily..


6. Have you ever had oral sex? yes

7. Have you ever tasted yourself?no

8. Have you ever masturbated? Why do you even post this question?


10. Ever been bitten? Ouch...yesh...

11. If not, would you like to be? I dunno, depends on who's doing the biting..
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Old 08-03-01   #5
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You sure answered these questions awfully quick. Did ya just like them better, or did answering mine give ya the nerve to answer these?
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He missed out most of them. Its ok though Ghosty just put bullshit on the ones you dont wanna anwser.
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Old 08-07-01   #7
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1. Boxers or Briefs? plaid boxers

2. Are you a virgin? no

3. Top or Bottom? top

4. Front or Back? what??

5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know) i dont know

6. Have you ever had oral sex? yes

7. Have you ever tasted yourself? no

8. Have you ever masturbated?
ok
9. How old were you when you lost it? 15 i cant really remeber

10. Ever been bitten? yup

11. If not, would you like to be?i like it
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Old 08-11-01   #8
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Re: Dirty Questions for the Guys!!!

Bored so I'll answer these questions for you!!! And everyone else!!!


1. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers

2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions) NO

3. Top or Bottom? Bottom

4. Front or Back? Both are fun....but I choose back

5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know) Doggie style is fun

6. Have you ever had oral sex? Yes

7. Have you ever tasted yourself? No

8. Have you ever masturbated? Yes

9. How old were you when you lost it? 17

10. Ever been bitten? no

11. If not, would you like to be? i'm open
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Dirty Questions for the Guys!!!

Okay, here we go! Most of these questions are simple, one-of-two answers kind of stuff. Ready Boys?

1. Boxers or Briefs?

2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions)
NO
3. Top or Bottom?
BOTTOM
4. Front or Back?
BACK
5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know)
I don't know the technical terms, -girl sideways with the to leg lifted and U in the driver seat with the best angle for penetration
6. Have you ever had oral sex?
Yes
7. Have you ever tasted yourself?
No
8. Have you ever masturbated?
Yes
9. How old were you when you lost it?
15
10. Ever been bitten?
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yeah
11. If not, would you like to be?I have, and I would love another, PLEASE
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Old 08-12-01   #10
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Re: Dirty Questions for the Guys!!!

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Originally posted by Hotaru
Okay, here we go! Most of these questions are simple, one-of-two answers kind of stuff. Ready Boys?

1. Boxers or Briefs?
briefs. I like knowing where my gear is at...
2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions)
No
3. Top or Bottom?
They both have their strong points
4. Front or Back?
same as above
5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know)
Oh, which one to choose...doggy is definitely up there....
6. Have you ever had oral sex?
given: yes gotten: not as often as I'd like
7. Have you ever tasted yourself?
not in any way that pertains to this questionaire
8. Have you ever masturbated?
who doesn't?
9. How old were you when you lost it?
old enuff to know
10. Ever been bitten?
"The blood is the life, Mr. Renfield...."
11. If not, would you like to be?
By whom? Is this an offer?
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how many times do i have to telL you guys



1. Boxers or Briefs? speEdoz

2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions) no

3. Top or Bottom? midDle

4. Front or Back? the side

5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know) upside down

6. Have you ever had oral sex? yes, with myself

7. Have you ever tasted yourself? yes, with myself

8. Have you ever masturbated? yes, with myself

9. How old were you when you lost it? 10, with myself

10. Ever been bitten? yes, by myself

11. If not, would you like to be?yes, by myself
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Old 08-12-01   #12
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would you like it to be an offer?

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what do you mean by offer???
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Hey Hotrau!!!

*wanders in and scoops out the thread*
Hey Hotrau send the guys my way when they finish up here so I can probe them for more info.....*giggles*
You know the way.....and I'll send you the ones I finish with.
Fang you later.........
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Why dont you 2 (midnightsorrow and Horatu) get together and devise ome questions?

I think with your powers combined.........HMmmmm...perhaps thats too scary a thought

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1. Boxers
2. No
3. Bottom
4. Front
5. Woof Woof
6. Yes
7. No
8. Yes
9. 16
10. No
11. No
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Originally posted by Lestat7


1. Boxers or Briefs?
briefs. I like knowing where my gear is at...
2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions)
No
3. Top or Bottom?
They both have their strong points
4. Front or Back?
same as above
5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know)
Oh, which one to choose...doggy is definitely up there....
6. Have you ever had oral sex?
given: yes gotten: not as often as I'd like
7. Have you ever tasted yourself?
not in any way that pertains to this questionaire
8. Have you ever masturbated?
who doesn't?
9. How old were you when you lost it?
old enuff to know
10. Ever been bitten?
"The blood is the life, Mr. Renfield...."
11. If not, would you like to be?
By whom? Is this an offer?


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THATS what I mean by offer.
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Re: Dirty Questions for the Guys!!!

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Okay, here we go! Most of these questions are simple, one-of-two answers kind of stuff. Ready Boys?

1. Boxers or Briefs? Boxers.

2. Are you a virgin? (If yes, ignore the rest of these questions) Yes.

3. Top or Bottom?

4. Front or Back?

5. Fave sex position? (yes this relates to the previous two questions, I know)

6. Have you ever had oral sex?

7. Have you ever tasted yourself? Yes.

8. Have you ever masturbated? Oh ho ho,yeah.

9. How old were you when you lost it?

10. Ever been bitten? By what?

11. If not, would you like to be? No.
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DQs for the Guys

1. briefs. very.
2. no.
3. whatever.
4. whatever.
5. front to back, front to front.
6. yes
7. yes. not on purpose though.
8. yes.
9. 16.
10. yes.

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1. Boxers or Briefs? Depends on the weather… guess what I use n a tropical night

2. Are you a virgin? no

3. Top or Bottom? Both

4. Front or Back? Both

5. Fave sex position? (I love all and the ones I have not yet try I’m dieing to ) I like doggie !! what can I say I’m only human..

6. Have you ever had oral sex? Yes Oral sex is a need !!!

7. Have you ever tasted yourself? No.. well what if I don’t wash well … and eat a sandwich latter???

8. Have you ever masturbated? All the freaking time… I still do …

9. How old were you when you lost it? 15..turning 16

10. Ever been bitten? Yes .. plenty … but gently !!

11. If not, would you like to be? ….

I hope my answers where satisfying … slaps her on the ass
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