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Old 07-26-01   #1
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An unlucky player scored a goal but in the slow motion the ball went out.


There was a baby whose first word to say was uncle. The next day his uncle was dead.
The second day he said brother. The next day his brother was dead.
The third day he said: dad. The next day their neighbor was dead.


A man had a dream in which he was having a big dinner. When he woke up he found out that half of the pillow had gone.


A cross-eyed man went to the airport to receive his father. When his father arrived he kissed the baggage and carried his father.


Two drunken men were in a car.
A: Look out there is a truck!
B: !!!!!!!!!!.
A: Look out we are very close.
B: !!!!!!!!!.
A: we are going to hit it.
B: !!!!!!!!.
In the hospital:
A: I warned you, why didn't you avoid the truck?
B: I wasn't the one doing the driving, it was you.


One man was walking near a house. He heard some girls repeating: 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, …..
His curiosity drives him to look through a hole in the wall to see what going on in this house. He saw nothing but a finger coming in his eye.
Then he heard the girls repeating:14, 14, 14, 14, 14,……
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Old 08-02-01   #3
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