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Old 07-20-01   #1
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dr. seuss's computer tech manual

Dr. Seuss Computer Tech Manual

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna
crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM
your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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That is very funny. Is it really Dr. Suess?

Good poem, it might belong over on the Poetry section. I am not sure, are lymrics on the Poetry section.
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nah, it's not really dr. seuss..but it wasn't meant to be a poem..i just thought it was funny so i put it with the rest if the jokes...
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