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Old 07-18-01   #1
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shit you've probably seen/heard

three mothers are knitting in the park.
the first one says, "i hope my baby's a boy, cause the sweater i'm knitting is blue!"
the second one says, "i hope my baby's a girl, cause the sweater i'm knitting is pink!"
the third one says, "i hope my baby's a spastic, cause i just fucked up the arms!"

heard that one?

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why.....

why doesnt she just knit another sweater im sure she has a few more months, or better yet just buy one........
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Old 07-19-01   #3
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gee, i never thought of that.

anyway, to save this thread from total disgrace and humiliation, it's open for as long as it lasts to jokes people want to share but think are known... oldies but goodies.
see you in the obits.
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hey

Anyway-- your location forced me to look behind me... LOL:p
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