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Old 07-18-01   #1
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A few blond jokes...

Q: What do you get when you put four blondes in a freezer
A: Frosted Flakes

Q: How do you keep a blond at home?
A: Have a circle driveway

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to piss in a corner.

There was a Rabbi, a Scientist, and a blond stuck on top of a ledge high above the earth, in their distress a genie appeared and told them they would transform into whatever word they spoke. The Rabbi jumped off and said "Eagle" and flew off, the Scientist jumped off and said "airplane" and flew off, the blond jumped off, looked down, and said "Holy shit!!"

Q: What do you call a blond who dyes her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence

I'm tired of typing.
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Old 07-18-01   #2
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awwwww but you type so well!........funny jokes too!
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Old 07-19-01   #3
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I HAVE ANOTHER ... NOT SO CLEAN THOUGH,

Q: HOW DID THE BLOND GET SPERM IN HER BELLY-BUTTON?

A: HER BOYFRIEND WAS A BLOND TOO.
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Old 07-19-01   #4
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It is sad how many blond jokes there are out there. It is so common it took a long time for me to realize they are racist against Arians.

STILL PRETTY DAMN FUNNY THOUGH!!!!!

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blonde on the sun

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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All very funny!
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Old 07-21-01   #7
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Yeah . . . they were funny . . . WHEN I HEARD EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM IN JUNIOR HIGH.

Just go to my blonde jokes thread-- they're far more quality.
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Old 07-28-01   #8
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This one i bet everyones heard before, but iam bored so;
There was a blond driving through the country side when she saw out in a dry field, another blond in a boat paddling.
The first blond got out of her car, stood at the edge of the field and shouted at the other blond " I cannot believe what you are doing!! It is you stupid blond girls which give other blonds our reputation! i swear if i could swim i'd come out there and belt you one!"

...*ahem*...i apologise for that one...
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Can't anyone come up with a blonde joke I haven't heard yet? Anyway, someone go and dig up my blonde joke thread. They're quality. Hell-- I'll get it myself.
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Old 07-28-01   #10
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What do you call a blonde Gothic?

Suedo Intellectuall

Sorry, cannot resist, figure there are enough jokes out there about me, that I deserve some understanding.
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Duchess, you've only heard them all because they were made because of blondes like you.
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Blond? whats a blond?
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*bites Deirdre's nose* You just wish that there were blondes like me.
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Duchess, you've only heard them all because they were made because of blondes like you.
cant help but laugh......
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Nah, I've meet too many, basis of every blonde joke i've ever heard.
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Here's is one joke that people always tell me to warm me up.

What is a Mexican's housewife's favorite cleaner? Spic and Span

Ha Haaaaa, that ones funny, because I am part Spainish.

There is another one involving Jews, a train and a bad omen. Usually a blonde person would tell me the jokes. Don't know if that somehow works itself out into another joke. Mmmmm

~ Looking off in speculation of my life. ~

Guess it is just having the ability to laugh at yourself and the person embarassing themselves even though they don't know it.
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Here is an Idea

In fact, it was really, really funny when she would sing this song about illigitimate children or this one about stupid girls getting knocked up and having to live with their mistake for eightteen years. Woo hoo, it was great until she started being all sensitive about the blonde jokes. Well, I guess it is easy to understand, after all my feelings do not matter. I am just a bastard!

So maybe there should not be anymore blonde jokes or some hypocritical bullsh*ters can take a moment to laugh at people's pathetics jokes even though they are tacky. Perhaps just lighten up a little and just try to get along!
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Old 07-30-01   #18
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BAN THE BLONDE JOKES

BaN The BlondE JOKEs Ban tHe BLonDe JokES bAN ThE BlONde jOKes

Yeh that's right, What are two things in the air that can Make a Bastard's Mom pregnant?

HER LEGS

AAAaauuuuGGGhhhhh!

I do not think I am getting enough attention over here. I am going to do cart wheels. Just a minute, I need to take my underwear off.

Maybe upset but I am not obscene.
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It is my underwear and O positive.
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