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A Crappy Joke - 07-15-01


I got this in a email from my friend,its kinda funny but i dunno.

A guy walks into a bar,
he see's a prostitute,
he walks up to her,
she says "For 10 bucks i can do anything you want".
He gives her the 10 bucks and they leave to a hotel.
Then he wakes up,
all alone.
He looks down his pants to see he has crabs,
he goes to the bar again the next night,
meets the prostitute and says:
"hey you gave me crabs last night".
Then the prosititute says:
"for 10 bucks what did you expect,Lobster?"



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Might as well be drunk.
Fucking slacker is my real name,
Ruining your soiciety is my game.
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07-16-01

yeah...it sucks huh?


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