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Old 07-15-01   #1
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A Crappy Joke

I got this in a email from my friend,its kinda funny but i dunno.

A guy walks into a bar,
he see's a prostitute,
he walks up to her,
she says "For 10 bucks i can do anything you want".
He gives her the 10 bucks and they leave to a hotel.
Then he wakes up,
all alone.
He looks down his pants to see he has crabs,
he goes to the bar again the next night,
meets the prostitute and says:
"hey you gave me crabs last night".
Then the prosititute says:
"for 10 bucks what did you expect,Lobster?"
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Old 07-16-01   #2
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yeah...it sucks huh?
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