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Old 08-11-10   #1
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Iron Maiden.

I wish they would shut the fuck up already.
I hear that they will be putting another shit album on the shelves in about 5 days time... Whoop-de-fucken-do.

Iron Maiden are the biggest pile of wank to hit ANYWHERE since... Well they invented pile of wank as the fucking relic's are a day older than grass.

First off, they are TOO OLD! I mean, they must get up on a morning, look in the mirror and do so some serious creative combing to hide their fucking baldness, they sleep in airtight containers at night to keep themselves looking like dried out twats.

Their new album will sound just like the last 1749874525235 albums they made, except this time their fucking 'Mascot Eddie' will be dressed differently for the album cover.

Oh and lets not forget their next tour to promote their fucking 'excatly the same as the last album' which will consist of 3 types of fans.

Old men who are too bald to headbang
Their kids who had it ingrained into them like the KKK members do to their kids.
And the kids who think it's fashionable to listen to Iron Maiden because they are 'alternative'

All of the above smell of shit and lentils.


Are they fuck alternative! They are the most mainstream, sell out, washed up, fundamental music in the fucking world beside rave.

I fucking hate Iron Maiden, what a bunch of fucking twats.
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isn't iron maiden made up from men that came out of your twat about 75 years ago? if we carbon dated your dried up cunt-canal with these dried up metal heads, i'm positive they would be the same age.

i'm pretty fucking sure that you're angry at iron maiden simply because they sound better than your shit punk rock bands... or anything else that has ever come into, or out of, your cavernous-vag-hole.
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Aww.. Lens. Eat a dick, man. I love Maiden.
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isn't iron maiden made up from men that came out of your twat about 75 years ago? if we carbon dated your dried up cunt-canal with these dried up metal heads, i'm positive they would be the same age.

i'm pretty fucking sure that you're angry at iron maiden simply because they sound better than your shit punk rock bands... or anything else that has ever come into, or out of, your cavernous-vag-hole.
Nah, I think it was yo momma that shat them out of her womb.

Nothing wrong with punk.

And Megsy, Iron Maiden are shit. Deal. haha!
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I wish they would shut the fuck up already.
I hear that they will be putting another shit album on the shelves in about 5 days time... Whoop-de-fucken-do.

Iron Maiden are the biggest pile of wank to hit ANYWHERE since... Well they invented pile of wank as the fucking relic's are a day older than grass.

First off, they are TOO OLD! I mean, they must get up on a morning, look in the mirror and do so some serious creative combing to hide their fucking baldness, they sleep in airtight containers at night to keep themselves looking like dried out twats.

Their new album will sound just like the last 1749874525235 albums they made, except this time their fucking 'Mascot Eddie' will be dressed differently for the album cover.

Oh and lets not forget their next tour to promote their fucking 'excatly the same as the last album' which will consist of 3 types of fans.

Old men who are too bald to headbang
Their kids who had it ingrained into them like the KKK members do to their kids.
And the kids who think it's fashionable to listen to Iron Maiden because they are 'alternative'

All of the above smell of shit and lentils.


Are they fuck alternative! They are the most mainstream, sell out, washed up, fundamental music in the fucking world beside rave.

I fucking hate Iron Maiden, what a bunch of fucking twats.
You know what, I actually agree with you there, they are shit and I hate them too
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Nah, I think it was yo momma that shat them out of her womb.

Nothing wrong with punk.

And Megsy, Iron Maiden are shit. Deal. haha!
No you.
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maiden is good musicaly, i guess....but i was listening to some fuckstick today talk about nhiel and the deftones say "but im a musican so lyrical content really doesnt matter to me" i never want to be someone who has that shit fall out of his mouth.

buuuttttt, i only like bands that only have about 3 or 4 albums before one of the members die or go to rehab or are arrested for felonies, does that make me shallow, destin for failure, both, C, none of the above, what the fuck was i talking about? maiden.....gay, kinda not, depends on my mood.
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