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Old 03-18-09   #41
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Old 03-19-09   #42
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So much to say about this topic, where to begin? I have a device implanted in my brain that works much like a depth finder...I'd be willing to probe around for you.

If you need a purely hetero experience, theres a lot of considerations when it comes to dick size, shape, girth and so forth. Lots of books out there with position suggestions based on your cock's restrictions. As a general rule, you might have better luck if the prick is parallel to the spine (deeper penetration).

Maybe you should cut out the "middle man" so to speak. Be adventurous and go spelunking alone. Just make sure you have some good equipment. Like extra double A batteries. Make sure they are lithium. Oh, and don't use the "good" sheets.
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Old 03-19-09   #43
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Old 03-19-09   #44
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lol

i thought it was a pretty good post.

very thought out.
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Old 03-19-09   #45
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Its not hard to figure out, most women come clitorally, others vaginally if theyre lucky, do you cum vaginally often? If so proceed to step 2.

step 2. have your man, or woman? Finger you for a while and stimulate your G, a "come here" motion has worked for me in the past on bitches i was messing with. If your chap is up to the challenge and his cock is large enough try having him beat on it with his dick head for a while, thrusting more to the roof of your pussy works well since it rubs along the G at some magical point. If he has an upward curved cock, bonus.

Don't be mad if you cant do it, most women cant, and its pseudoscience to pretend otherwise. Just because all women have the same plumbing doesn't mean its possible, theoretically a honda civic can drive as fast as a Ferrari, but lets not pretend it can realistically. Most of the squirt comes from your mental state, maybe smoking some weed would help since it helps you focus. Try to, "try" when you are at your horniest.
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Old 11-29-09   #46
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It's called a clitoral orgasm and can be achieved by using your middle finger rapidly . . . or an electric shaver.

What Do You Think A man Is For Lol, Use Him Not Your fingers
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Old 11-29-09   #47
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This is the funnyest thing I've ever seen on here!
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Old 11-29-09   #48
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What Do You Think A man Is For Lol, Use Him Not Your fingers
use both..
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If you're under 15 use Ungletiggs fist...
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Negatory there frogmiester. Must be 18 to think about this ride..
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If you don't know where your own G-spot is, how can you expect someone else to find it?
I've never been able to squirt, perhaps due to my inability to achieve an internal orgasm.
From what I understand about squirting some women certainly find it easier than others & it requires both G-spot stimulation & to be EXTREMELY aroused. Some find it can occur with the extreme arousal of large insertion/fisting.
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Everyone has their own particular fetishes. A goddess who I had the pleasure of enjoying loved to be fisted. With some effort would open up & gush immensly. I must say it was a huge tun-on

....& the beautiful taste of a woman in ecstacy would make a rather rather refreshing sorbet flavour

....Mmmmmmmm, Lady-jizz Sorbet!
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fucking.

aids.

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Get.

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and.

die.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking creased!
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wow, all the sexperts around here now...

lesbianism is becoming cliche, they're all going bi now, that's the new taboo.
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Everyone has their own particular fetishes. A goddess who I had the pleasure of enjoying loved to be fisted. With some effort would open up & gush immensly. I must say it was a huge tun-on

....& the beautiful taste of a woman in ecstacy would make a rather rather refreshing sorbet flavour

....Mmmmmmmm, Lady-jizz Sorbet!
I'm a gay guy trapped in a girls body...i don't like girls.
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I don't like people in general at the moment. I have fuck friend that crywanks.
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....Mmmmmmmm, Lady-jizz Sorbet!

This is the doctor's approved way of acquiring herpes.
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