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Old 03-17-09   #21
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Oh.

I forget that not many do it, or even know they can do it. Hell, I just read about it and realized it. Now I've been looking at all these squirting pics on elephantlist.com

Looks interesting. I'd like to do it.
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Old 03-17-09   #22
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Duh, I mean everyone is different. I have experience, I'd need experience with you to comment on YOUR squirts. Damn. I thought you'd get it.
God, I am SO sorry. I can't believe I misinterpreted. Did I spell that wrong?

Anyway, lol. Okay I get it now. I dont know. Now, if I try this and SUCCEED, which would be very cool, would it be a huge nasty amount or what?

Check this out: (is this normal or too much or what...I'm confused on that too)

(Toz-sorry doll, can't allow that on here)
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Old 03-17-09   #23
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Lesson in anatomy, fuckface. After giving birth the cervix and everything else contracts and tightens back up into place, more times than not it tightens up tighter than it was before having the child. I found it very very hard to have sex for awhile after healing from my first child. Because it was so tight. Every woman thats had children know what I'm talking about.

And I've technically not had two 'fuck trophies' yet. He's not going to be here til August the sixth.

You're annoying. I dont know why I like you.
Because I give a voice to the shame that keeps you up at night?
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Old 03-17-09   #24
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Because I give a voice to the shame that keeps you up at night?
Nothing keeps me up at night. But whatever you think, dear. That is whats more important.
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Old 03-17-09   #25
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It's fine.

There's not much normal, it's personal. As will all things sexual and such. I've seen women squirt a small distance or just like a floodgate gush. One of my favourite ones was when a woman fingered herself to squirt while watching her friend fuck a guy on a sofa the other side of a decently size room and soaks them.
That sounds kinky. Nice. I dont know if I want to to all that though lol

So why'd my pic get cut? And did you get to see it before it did?
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Old 03-17-09   #26
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I had to cut it sadly. Can't have the porn images on here. Sorry babe.
Im sorry. I didnt know.

Didnt we use to be able to though?
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Yep. I think you're right.

Although Mr Fr0g has nothing to contribute but insults. Doesn't he ever give his own personal opinion?
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Okay so it's upwards. Not towards the side at all?
It's definitely on the top
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I'd need experience to comment on your squirting
What the hell Tozzy how many times have you been vagi-jizzed on? lol. You're like the Dr. Drew of darkforum
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So instead of going up to your friend and being like "smell my finger." you could just be like "You smell that? tahts the smell of love."
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Lol.

Right!
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Dude, I've been soaked ALOT. I've made a woman soak my face using only my tongue before. I almost drowned.
Who in the fuck do you think you are!?! Ron damn Jeremy!?!

Megsy needs to get onto this thread... She knows more about man chicken than me... She married a twatty cockney reject... We all know that cockneys are all talk. Hows the grime scene doing down there? My boyfriend listens to Dizzy Rascal, JME and Chipmunk a lot, personally, I think they're all shit. Bloody cockneys... Worse still, Tim Westwood is down there and I think Tim Westwood is a fucking helmet.

I dunno how anyone copes with being in London, the place is full of yardie wannabes. Bo Selecta!
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Awesome.

So when that's reached, I can try to squirt?

Is that gross to a man or sexy?
I really like to give females oral, probably more than they enjoy it lol. I like the taste and it doesn't bother me. But I dunno getting a faceful of fem-juice seems a little disturbing to me, maybe I'm just a vagi-jizz virgin.
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here's a suggestion from a man's point of view, cause honestly i don't have a clue...myself though, in order to increase da distance i could ejaculate was practicing while you pee...stopping it in mid flow & releasing with a thrusting motion...workin' that particular muscle which constricts your pee flow...then like they said with practice & vigilance you will accomplish your goal...be sure to get it on video for future prosperity for youth is certainly wasted on da youth & in your later years you probably will loose da ability to perform with such poetry...Many Happy Ejaculation to You!!!
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here's a suggestion from a man's point of view, cause honestly i don't have a clue...myself though, in order to increase da distance i could ejaculate was practicing while you pee...stopping it in mid flow & releasing with a thrusting motion...workin' that particular muscle which constricts your pee flow...then like they said with practice & vigilance you will accomplish your goal...be sure to get it on video for future prosperity for youth is certainly wasted on da youth & in your later years you probably will loose da ability to perform with such poetry...Many Happy Ejaculation to You!!!
Why would any man want to take advice from you?
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Better yet ,
WHY would a man want to shoot as far as he can pee ????
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I never thought of that one!!

Maybe they wish to impregnate from a distance... Could be a new sport...
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snow capped moutains?
a blinding experience?

long distant facial?

need to teach you everything?:
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Who in the fuck do you think you are!?! Ron damn Jeremy!?!

Megsy needs to get onto this thread... She knows more about man chicken than me... She married a twatty cockney reject... We all know that cockneys are all talk. Hows the grime scene doing down there? My boyfriend listens to Dizzy Rascal, JME and Chipmunk a lot, personally, I think they're all shit. Bloody cockneys... Worse still, Tim Westwood is down there and I think Tim Westwood is a fucking helmet.

I dunno how anyone copes with being in London, the place is full of yardie wannabes. Bo Selecta!
I don't live in London. I live near London.

And I'm a virgin.
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Ah virginity....

It seems like it was okay, considering you didnt know what you were missing.
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