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Old 10-13-03   #1
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A message from the popsicle zone:

*warning no drag queens try this at home, this stunt was preformed by a professional performance artist/drag queen, we repeat do not try this at home*

Ok, warnings aside I have a situation that is laughable and infuriating at the same time. The youngest adult in the house, Dolly A. Matic, has a little predicament on his hands..........a bug bite on his butt. Now if the wailing and shreiking weren't bad enough we all recommended a cold pack. Wouldn't you know we were out of ice and the only thing in the freezer was a ice pop (cherry flavored). Now I bet you can imagine what happened next...............that's right a popsicle up the butt and a lot of screaming.

and now this is the end of the story.
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Old 10-13-03   #2
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Old 10-14-03   #4
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see, this is the beauty of having a younger brother around the house...........constant amusement.
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Uh, I liked the story........or something......... :yoink:
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wrong story, or wrong Idea? *lick*
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It happens..........*liiiiiiiiiick*
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