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Old 11-10-03   #1
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strange laws

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.




In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !


In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.


In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street!


In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 80 a.m., and must be done before 40 p.m.

In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.

In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.


In the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light !


In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
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Old 11-10-03   #2
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In Massachusetts, it is still against the law to wear a hat inside a public building on Sunday..
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In Missouri, thanks to a miswriting of sodomy laws, it's against the law to have sex. (wonders how many years of jail time he's accumulated)
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Old 11-11-03   #4
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in my area,a suburb just outside of pittsburgh, pa there is an ordinance against 20 or more women living together because its considered a brothel
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Old 11-12-03   #5
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In Missouri it's illegal to drive with a live bear in your back seat.

In Oklahoma it's illegal to drive at night unless there's a man with a lantern running 20 feet in front of your car to light the way.

In Texas, if two trains come to a crossing neither train may move until the other has completely crossed.

Nuts, huh?
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Old 11-18-03   #6
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yeah...that's pretty crazy
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Old 11-22-03   #7
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i like jarekk's oklahoma one the best. god, i could just picture it...
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::bows:: Why, thank you!

I've always wanted to pull that stunt. Imagine the look on the cops face when I point out the law... Heck, living in this state's GOT to come in handy for SOMETHING...
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Old 11-25-03   #9
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and these laws actually EXIST??
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In Pennsylvania, at nigt, on a road that bends frequently anyone using a motorvehicle is reguired to shoot off fireworks every five hundred yards to alert horses, and livestock.

My freind actually did this, he got out of his car every five hundred yards, and started shooting off fireworks. The cops questioned him, and he pointed out the law. There was nothing they could do about it.
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in england:-

it is illegal for a boy under the age of ten to look at a naked mannequin.

every boy of fourteen and over must take two hours of longbow practice every week with the local clergy.

a woman may not eat chocolates on a bus.

it is considered treason to sleep with the queen's consort and is punishable by death (repealed 1998).

it is considered treason to place a postage stamp bearing the queen's head upside down on a letter.
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Old 12-19-03   #12
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that's hilarious, can any of these laws be changed or deleted or anything... especially the one about sex...
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Old 02-13-04   #13
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In Plymouth, Indiana it is illegal for a man to get a hard on in public.

In Westplains, Missouri it is illegal to skate on public streets, you must skae on the HIGHWAY
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more great English laws:

It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.

The severest Penaltys will be suffered by any commoner who doth permit his animal to have carnal knowledge of a pet of the Royal House (enacted by George I)

It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.

In the city of Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

In York (excluding Sundays) it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

courtesy of http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/co...ountry=England
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Old 02-22-04   #15
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shit...

i like the one about the suit of armour though...
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In Columbus Ohio, if you want to cross the intersection of Broad St. and High St. at noon, which is right next to the state capitol building, you must first fire your pistol into the air.

However, that will conflict with the more recent law against discharging a firearm within city limits.
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In York (excluding Sundays) it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

courtesy of http://www.dumblaws.com/countries/co...ountry=England

If I lived in England, I would chalenge this. I'd be the crazy fucker standing on the street corner with a bow and arrow, asking random strangers if they were Scottish. LOL
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