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Old 12-27-03   #1
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Girlfriends suck

My woman was so unfair to me and said such ass-awful things to me last night that I literally vomited later that night. I'm thinking about getting a new girlfriend, but then I remembered that anything with a vagina is duplicitous and entirely deceptive. I don't feel like going gay, and I'm not into solitude, so does anyone have any ideas for me?
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Old 12-27-03   #2
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Didn't I see one of those things on a Real Sex episode?

Anti- What kind of things could a girl ask for that would make you vomit?????
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Old 12-27-03   #4
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Oh geez. Really, you think EVERY girl out there is worse than one that made you vomit? I think you can up your standards a little.
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Yeah. You do seem to have a bad track record with the girlfriends. Have you considered becoming a monk? You're Catholic enough. You can be Brother Ryan.
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My woman was so unfair to me and said such ass-awful things to me last night that I literally vomited later that night. I'm thinking about getting a new girlfriend, but then I remembered that anything with a vagina is duplicitous and entirely deceptive. I don't feel like going gay, and I'm not into solitude, so does anyone have any ideas for me?
One must learn to tell himself that at least he isn't having sex with a hammer.
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Yo. (antihero). Let's go on a date.
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One must learn to tell himself that at least he isn't having sex with a hammer.

Sometimes Sik Simon really gets on my nerves. Other times he's a wellspring of pure wisdom. This qualifies as the latter.
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Not ALL of us are duplicitous..........at least I'm not (or so the voices tell me).
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My husband read a web comic that had the forces of good and evil debating about women. It ended up with the evil side calling women nothing but sex toys and the good side saying wait a minute sex toys don't talk....the evil side got the last word with...."your right they are possessed sex toys!"
The side of good couldn't argue and ended up agreeing.
Somehow that is all at once hysterical, depressing and true.

Men completely fucked up when they let us out of our cages without a ball gag. Now we run completely amuck and most men put up with it for the sake of "women have what men want".

Still ball gags are readily bought....*snickers*

During arguements I sorely wish I would/could remember to shut my mouth or at least have someone around to wire it firmly shut until I could form a coherent thought without sounding like a rabid bitch on PCP.

I don't think people really understand how literally painful words can be and no mater what you can't just erase them like here or delete a post.


I wish I could say something to make you feel better anti, but this is one of those things even I admit to having done or has been done to me and for the life of me I still have nothing to add that could remotely help.


.....unless you like ball gags and cages as a place to keep a significant other.
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[quote=midnightsorrow]
During arguements I sorely wish I would/could remember to shut my mouth or at least have someone around to wire it firmly shut until I could form a coherent thought without sounding like a rabid bitch on PCP.
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That doesnt sound like you.
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Which part?

Admiting I act that way or being sorry for doing it?

I normally don't regret a damn thing in life, you are right. More to the point I have a nasty tendency to call things how I see it and not giving a fuck who thinks what. But when it comes to my husband I do wish like hell I would shut the fuck up instead of going for the throat because I am hurt.
The fact I love him has softened that part of me enough to make me realize I shouldn't do somethings I do.
I fail to remember in a fight we are both hurt, hence why both sides say very stupid and hurtful things about stupid things and then they snowball into a huge fight over just about everything...yes even the dumb ass things that happened 2 years ago.

I wish I could just hall off and blame hormones but personal responsiblity is a bitch and in this case the truth.
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[quote=midnightsorrow]Which part?

Admiting I act that way or being sorry for doing it?

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No I was actually talking about the rabid bitch on pcp part, lol. Can't see you flipping out and stabbing people
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Hey can I message you? Bored as shit and i havnt talked to u in while.
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