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Old 02-06-05   #1
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just thought y'all shouldnt miss out on this.

http://www.ky.com/index_us.jsp

free warming lube for all.
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Old 02-06-05   #2
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c'mon lol

its my valentines gift to all of you....
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*sniff* Thank you. It's a touching thought.
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Old 02-06-05   #5
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Bah!!! They don't ship to the UK
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That stuff heats up a helluva a lot. It burns man. Ain't no wonder they are just giving it away.
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This is assuming that people need lube...
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Old 02-06-05   #8
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Bah!!! They don't ship to the UK
id be glad to mail u some jobe
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And a woman to go with it would be nice...
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Mail order bride?
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Well I don't feel like paying for it...
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free warming lube for all.
lame. rethink your strategy, and try again.
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I'm highly suspicious of genital condiments that change temperature.
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it's not really a condiment. last i checked, lube wasn't primarily intended to be ingested. if a girl's gonna give you head, she usually doesn't need lubrication for that... unless she is unable to produce saliva.
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like my last girlfriend.....i got bored with her, put her back in the coffin
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Still, the fact that a chemical reaction is taking place on very sensitive skin unnerves me.

I didn't think that it would be particularly healthy to injest normal lube let alone that stuff.
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Bah!!! They don't ship to the UK
http://www.k-y.co.uk/

There was a country select list on http://www.ky.com/
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aww, crap. they're giving it away free?

that would hurt my business, if it weren't that the only people that shop at my store are broke hicks who call computers "Satan boxes."

that's just an internet ad, right? don't want that getting around too far...
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That stuff heats up a helluva a lot. It burns man. Ain't no wonder they are just giving it away.
Yes. I tried it once. It gets too damn hot.
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