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Old 04-28-07   #41
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your about to get married meg. spend 7 years with a person, plan to spend more and i swear you will invest in jars and a mantle which both of you will stare at your genitalia at the end of the night and reminise when you actually used them...

you can get a his and hers as an aniversary gift, or your in-laws.
I think that only happens when one of the persons involved is a raging psychopath.
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Old 04-28-07   #42
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alright, give it a minute and let it soak...in 10 years, if it lasts (i hope it does, muzzletof ((or whatever the jews say)) you're going to look over at his ass and say "nah, im not that horny, we can fuck tonight, or maybe tomarrow night, or whenever he gets off from work. i need 20 more minutes sleep. watch.
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Gus, you know deep down I love you tons.

But you're the last person in the world to be giving anyone relationship advice.
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Old 04-28-07   #44
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its just the natural progession meg. we went out tonight for the first time in months and we talk like old people, speaking just loud enough for one another, we only speak to one another, and mostly inside jokes.

we're going to have to come to your wedding and im going to have to give my blessing to this guy or fight him to death or when i get winded....final
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Gus, you know deep down I love you tons.

But you're the last person in the world to be giving anyone relationship advice.
love advice, yes...long term shit, ive got this shit on lock. you know how long dani and ive been together and the shit we been through...i kinda sorta somewhat know what im talking about.
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why hasnt darwinism killed your fucking ass yet...how'd you get away?
Darwinistic theory really only works on a macro level.
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i wouldnt mind meeting jesus then, just to get a feel for the guy...
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you wanna get a feel of jesus... fag
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your wife told me she was named jesus.
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worst comeback ever.
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Thanks, I'm glad others get something out of it . . . So, do you think we'd make a cute couple?
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it's the kind of thing that makes me put my fingers in my ears and go "la-la-la-la-la" everytime one of those television commercials comes on, begging us to save all the starving africans.
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alright, give it a minute and let it soak...in 10 years, if it lasts (i hope it does, muzzletof ((or whatever the jews say)) you're going to look over at his ass and say "nah, im not that horny, we can fuck tonight, or maybe tomarrow night, or whenever he gets off from work. i need 20 more minutes sleep. watch.
I have been married for 4 years and with my Wife for 7 years and I still want her like I did on the first day. of course I am not a jaded punk rocker with a raging temper
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so you're telling me your sex life has no speed bumps, like when she says "no" and you know that the effort you'd have to put in to finally get the panties far outways the outcome? like, if you hinted at it, and she said "no" kinda coy, you could get it, but its going to take some work; you never just said "fuck it, ill just get drunk"?
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so you're telling me your sex life has no speed bumps, like when she says "no" and you know that the effort you'd have to put in to finally get the panties far outways the outcome? like, if you hinted at it, and she said "no" kinda coy, you could get it, but its going to take some work; you never just said "fuck it, ill just get drunk"?
Sometimes people are just tired from a hard day Gus. sometimes having a drink DOES outweigh 2 measely hours of sex, when youre already tired from a long day. I been with my girlfriend for 5 years, and while things have matured a bit ( I dont have to put NEARLY as much effort into futile tokens to prove i care) we still love each other a lot. We have had a few ups and downs. But things are really going well.
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Sometimes people are just tired from a hard day Gus. sometimes having a drink DOES outweigh 2 measely hours of sex, when youre already tired from a long day. I been with my girlfriend for 5 years, and while things have matured a bit ( I dont have to put NEARLY as much effort into futile tokens to prove i care) we still love each other a lot. We have had a few ups and downs. But things are really going well.
oh fuck yeah, i love her a lot more now then i did years ago. i woke up and looked at her, thought of sex, and then just looked at her and thought about how much i loved her. we had a great night two nights ago, went and saw aqua teen, had a nice ride, chit chated about the past, it was great. even though i wanted to get laid, she wanted to sleep, so i got up and got ready for work. sex gets redundent at times, i dont mind.
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I have been married for 4 years and with my Wife for 7 years and I still want her like I did on the first day. of course I am not a jaded punk rocker with a raging temper
I have to call bullshit on that. What P-Dicky is describing is extreme, but it happens. There is no way you still want her like the first day, but I bet telling her that gives you brownie points for days.
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less than average, p-dicky.

your sig plugs something and you have nothing to offer. id be above all that, but you dont have any points. sharks hit on blood and id like to be above that, be it seems no one else does. cant we just get along?

nope, that's why the cia and the nsa exist, we're not going to get along, its just humans, its how we are.

im sorry, dont fuck with me, and i wont fuck with you, entrence---cohabitation.
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I have to call bullshit on that. What P-Dicky is describing is extreme, but it happens. There is no way you still want her like the first day, but I bet telling her that gives you brownie points for days.

No lie. I just think some people are too fucking depressed and abject in thier misery. I however am not and as such I am not jaded.
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