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Old 04-27-07   #21
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there are tribes in Africa that remove the entire clitoris, not just the clitoral hood. That's what I think is scary... I like my clitoris, I use it quite a bit, and would miss it if someone cut it off.
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Iron's Rite and Wicked Lady's conversing on DF is better than Pyrric and Billy's.

Funnier, more inventive, and less "fuck you, go fuck yourself" just pure hilarious material.
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there are tribes in Africa that remove the entire clitoris, not just the clitoral hood. That's what I think is scary... I like my clitoris, I use it quite a bit, and would miss it if someone cut it off.
they also stitch up the labia too. prevents women from urinating properly and causes lots of infections but supposedly keeps them "pure" until the wedding night. hubby gets to cut the stitches. and if he goes away on tour - these men have their women sewn up again while they are away.

ain't love grand.
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Super grand. So grand in fact I feel like dancing with joy for all those "pure" women who get to experience the wonder of saving themselves for their husbands.

*gags*
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How come you capitalize the most random things?
I find that it's a good way to convey a minor degree of emphasis and I also have an obsession with anything that might be considered a Proper-Noun in Context. I know it's not correct, It's just a weird habit I picked up when I first learned to Write . . . I know: "Yesterday! LOL!"

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Iron's Rite and Wicked Lady's conversing on DF is better than Pyrric and Billy's.

Funnier, more inventive, and less "fuck you, go fuck yourself" just pure hilarious material.
Thanks, I'm glad others get something out of it . . . So, do you think we'd make a cute couple?
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they also stitch up the labia too. prevents women from urinating properly and causes lots of infections but supposedly keeps them "pure" until the wedding night. hubby gets to cut the stitches. and if he goes away on tour - these men have their women sewn up again while they are away.

ain't love grand.
What do you expect from Africans?
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We should go on the road, Iron's Rite.
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This is the Vagina Dentata Encircling my Precious Manhood isn't it?
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I don't know how precious it is. But if it's a pity fuck you're looking for, I'm afraid I'm a taken woman.

Speaking of which, my mother is throwing me a lingerie trousseu wedding shower. Would you like to come? Chicken or fish?
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I think that the reference may have gone over your head . . . Don't you think I would have gone for a pity Fuck or other fling by now if that was what I was looking for?
I appreciate the offer on some level. Too bad we both know I can't be bothered to hitch-hike out to where you are just for more of this delightful sparring. Plus, I'm still a Vegetarian. I know: "Fatass Vegetarian! LOL!"
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That's a Bad thing?
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I think that the reference may have gone over your head . . . Don't you think I would have gone for a pity Fuck or other fling by now if that was what I was looking for?
I appreciate the offer on some level. Too bad we both know I can't be bothered to hitch-hike out to where you are just for more of this delightful sparring. Plus, I'm still a Vegetarian. I know: "Fatass Vegetarian! LOL!"
Toothed vagina. I get your reference. You're not as avant garde as you think you are.

I don't lol.
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You don't laugh out loud at any of this? Even at me? Damn, I didn't know you were taking this so seriously . . . Do you want to take a few minutes?
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You aren't funny enough to make me laugh aloud. Gus makes me laugh. Billy makes me laugh. You're not funny.
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I'm Devastated. I can't take anymore of these completely ineffectual, repetitious insults. You've Broken Me, You Win. I'm Sorry . . .
Just tell me: How long did it take you to look up Vagina Dentata? Because that joke left me wide open for some great insults. I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't have gone for something along those lines if you had known what it meant right away.
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I'm Devastated. I can't take anymore of these completely ineffectual, repetitious insults. You've Broken Me, You Win. I'm Sorry . . .
Just tell me: How long did it take you to look up Vagina Dentata? Because that joke left me wide open for some great insults. I find it hard to believe that you wouldn't have gone for something along those lines if you had known what it meant right away.
1. When you're capable of constructing a sentence with more efficiency than a 5 year old, you're allowed to posture over everyone else.

2. If I had used the obvious insults, you'd say "oh vagina insult. lol" or something equally retarded, as you always do.
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Having me preempt your most likely insults bothers you huh? Well, I'm going to bed so Goodnight.
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your about to get married meg. spend 7 years with a person, plan to spend more and i swear you will invest in jars and a mantle which both of you will stare at your genitalia at the end of the night and reminise when you actually used them...

you can get a his and hers as an aniversary gift, or your in-laws.
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Having me preempt your most likely insults bothers you huh? Well, I'm going to bed so Goodnight.
why hasnt darwinism killed your fucking ass yet...how'd you get away?
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