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Old 10-04-05   #1
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Shit That Makes Me Laugh... MAY BE **NSFW**

Fart Jokes are ALWAYS FUNNY

Im having a shitty day, network is running like shit... boss is a bastard, so on.... I need some laughs.... post em here.
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fine I guess you have no humor... well fuck you then.
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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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Old 10-05-05   #4
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LOL.....lisp....those poor bastards!
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How do penguins fuck?
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very difficultly, becuase they are wobbly.
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Man and his wife in bed, the man is reading and his wife just out and says 'You want sex!'
Her husband looks at her angrily and says 'No I fucking don't you horrible bitch, shut the fuck up!'
He continues reading and his wife out and says 'You do want sex!'
Her husband throws the book across the room in temper and asks. 'Why in the fuck would you think that I want sex!?!'
His wife gives him a confused look and says 'Well, you keep sticking your fingers in my pussy!'
Her husband shakes his head and says.
'Because its easier to turn the fucking pages!'

Toilet humour...

Dirty fucks.
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Why do they put cotton in the top of aspirin bottles?
To remind blacks they were slaves before drug dealers.

To even up the score...

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
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Sick mang...
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very difficultly, becuase they are wobbly.
Birds lay eggs, they do not reproduce via sexual intercourse.
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Birds lay eggs, they do not reproduce via sexual intercourse.
C'mon man, are you serious?
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I always wondered how pigeons had sex..



Also
Has anyone on here seen a duck penis?
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yes, it looks like a crinkled little rubber band. It seems the ducks don't have much to do around my house besides fuck and shit all over everything.
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simon.... you bumped a three year old post? why?
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Everybody's doing it!
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11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
wtf ... you guys have drive through bank machines?!?!

dammit we need some here
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LOL you guys don't have them cause they think you'll take the term literally and drive THROUGH the ATM!!
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