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Old 04-08-01   #1
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Why do some people practically drown themselves in perfume or cologne? It's horrible when someone walks past you and your whole olfactory system is annhilated! Especially when you're overly sensitive to the stuff and get headaches from it.
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Old 04-08-01   #2
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you didn't hear this from me (and the names have changed to protect the innocent - as if!!!) but i used to work with somebody who was rather partial to banana body lotion and you could tell who she'd slept with by taking a quick sniff of the morning air in the works canteen!!

i kid you not.
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LOL!!!

I wonder if that person even noticed...
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i can't speak ill of a lady but so long as she had a good time and didn't hurt anyone (without their consent!!) what the hell - best of luck. just jealous i guess.

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And another thing...

What is with all these people who say "um" every other word when they're speaking????
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i have to blame..um..Hugh Grant for making that seemingly popular. if the man can't speak then he shouldn't be an actor..um..or something like.
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I just find it incredibly annoying. I work in a call center and it takes forever to get the information I need when it's "I need to um get to um um....78th and um what's that street um Penn Avenue and um I need to um be there um by um.........7 um no 7:30 and um I'm um starting from um 29th and um um um Emerson so um how do I um get there?"
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just be glad you're not using a videofone - just think of some of the horrors that you'd have to endure everyday.

i think you'd need an allowance for pscyhological scarring or maybe just a limitless tab at the bar.

anyother pet hates - like people who don't leave messages on your ansafone..?
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Another of my pet peeves is people who move to the United States and don't learn to speak english. It makes communication hellishly difficult.
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> you could tell who she'd slept with

Oh my. That's hilarious!
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yes and the list was long but undistinguished. it was not meant to be funny!!
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Why do some people practically drown themselves in perfume or cologne? It's horrible when someone walks past you and your whole olfactory system is annhilated! Especially when you're overly sensitive to the stuff and get headaches from it.
That post is a lot cheerier if you imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying it on stage.

"And another thing... What's up with airline peanuts?!"
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Yeah, come to think of it I can picture Jerry Seinfeld going off about that...it'd be interesting to hear what he'd say.
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ::sneeze::

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Why do some people practically drown themselves in perfume or cologne? It's horrible when someone walks past you and your whole olfactory system is annhilated! Especially when you're overly sensitive to the stuff and get headaches from it.

god i know.i have horid allergies.these people want yo either smell like prostitutes or they have bad b.o. or both.
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I don't know what's worse, drowning in perfume or horrible B.O.
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Why do some people pronounce the "th" sound at the end of some words as an "f"? Instead of "north" they say "norf", or instead of "fifth" it's "fif". I don't know why, but it bugs the hell out of me.
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the answer is......................

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But I live in Minneapolis...
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you don't have to stay anywhere forever :p
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I plan on saving up to move to Seattle eventually anyway.
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