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Old 04-05-01   #1
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...i just found out this morning. it's been roughly three weeks now. i don't know who the hell the father is, coz i slept with three guys this week. wow, this is so overwhelming. should i keep it or get rid of it??? i'd love to keep it, but that would mean cleaning, diapering, feeding, bathing, schlepping, and all that crap which i couldn't be the least bit bothered with......
anyway, just thought i'd share that with you.....

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You are the biggest dumbass I have EVER come across and the only person who I loathe. Go away you moron.
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can you imagine what an idiotic maniac like that could do to a kid??? it scares me just to think about it.....


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You are the biggest dumbass I have EVER come across and the only person who I loathe. Go away you moron.
EVER?
its amazing abbacrappa, you are a completely useless piece of shit, yet ive come across many who i think have less reason to exist
i guess i just dont like to jump to conclusions like you
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heh, I find that extremely funny...so please, say more
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I'd rather see AZ a live then your sorry ass CIC
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REALLY CRYPT WHY IS THAT?
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...i just found out this morning. it's been roughly three weeks now. i don't know who the hell the father is, coz i slept with three guys this week. wow, this is so overwhelming. should i keep it or get rid of it??? i'd love to keep it, but that would mean cleaning, diapering, feeding, bathing, schlepping, and all that crap which i couldn't be the least bit bothered with......
anyway, just thought i'd share that with you.....

if you've been vomiting its probally due to food poisoning because you don't expierience morning sickness for about the first two months of pregnancy....if you slept with that many men you're probally a whore and if you are pregnant you get what you deserve....any other pathetic attempt at sympathy/attention will surely be shot down by myself or someone else who has any inkling into some kind of biology so it would be in your benefit to stop.

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Hey smart guy, you figure it out.
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...i just found out this morning. it's been roughly three weeks now. i don't know who the hell the father is, coz i slept with three guys this week. wow, this is so overwhelming. should i keep it or get rid of it??? i'd love to keep it, but that would mean cleaning, diapering, feeding, bathing, schlepping, and all that crap which i couldn't be the least bit bothered with......
anyway, just thought i'd share that with you.....

if you've been vomiting its probally due to food poisoning because you don't expierience morning sickness for about the first two months of pregnancy....if you slept with that many men you're probally a whore and if you are pregnant you get what you deserve....any other pathetic attempt at sympathy/attention will surely be shot down by myself or someone else who has any inkling into some kind of biology so it would be in your benefit to stop.

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This can't be real. I refuse to accept that someone like this exists on this planet. Please let this be someone fucking with us. It's like she's thinking about getting a puppy. "It'd be fun to play with occasionally, but I'd have to, like, care for it and stuff...".

And she doesn't even know whether the father is her Dad, the drunk guy, or the stoned guy...

CIC, you must have a pretty big grudge against AbbaZabba in order to defend this...
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i went to the doctor today and got myself tested. turns out i really am pregnant. twelve weeks to be exact. i think it's gonna be a girl. i still don't know whether to keep it or not. maybe i'll terminate it myself or something.
anyway, gotta go.
seeya later freaks.....

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i went to the doctor today and got myself tested. turns out i really am pregnant. twelve weeks to be exact. i think it's gonna be a girl. i still don't know whether to keep it or not. maybe i'll terminate it myself or something.
anyway, gotta go.
seeya later freaks.....

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Excuse the Insensitive

VF, i have some advide for you:

first, don't kill the baby, even if you don't want it, put it up for adaption if you can't afford it..the emotional scars that come from the abortion are worse than the possible physical scars from childbirth

second: chill on the guys you are sleeping with. if you are doing it for attention, why? i really want to know. if you are looking for love, why? it will come when it shows up and when "fate" has instore for you to find it

third: ignore the raving banter from the insensitive, the evedentally don't really care what happens to two human lives. there are people who want to help you throught this

well, don't brush this off as banter, i wanna help
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Darkmoon: You are an utter moron. I am wondering how the hell you survived this long in the world, seeing as you are completely oblivious. This girl is not pregnant, nor has she been sleeping with all of those guys. I doubt she could get laid from one guy. I want to know why she keeps posting about killing the baby and wondering about her life and her goals now....*Shrugs*

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Well, I for one choose to believe Vampire_fangs, because her story doesn't sound that far-fetched. I have a feeling that most of you are skeptical simply because of her nonchalant attitude about the whole thing. So I agree with darkmoon.
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Vampire_Fangs, why are you still here? Honestly?

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i'm sorry, i inately trust everyone...i beliee that everyone is good at heart until they show otherwise..the way it seems to me is that in the past someone has hurt you and you want to believe no one is good....

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