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Old 04-13-05   #1
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Turn this thread into a stupid fucking sex chat ASAP

See how fast you can make this thread retarded. I'm going to post a totally random quote from www.christiancoalition.com, and see if the next poster can turn that quote into something about sex, rather than treating this as an actual discussion, and jerking off to hentai later, on his or her own time. I'm doing this to prove that I hate you all in the worst way possible. Here we go:


"In August l989 Dr. McCormack called Dr. Pat Robertson to suggest that the millions of Christians organized for his campaign needed to be re-organized under a national banner. Dr. Robertson agreed and invited him to meet in his home in Virginia Beach, Virginia later that month where they agreed to found the Christian Coalition. The next month he and Dr. Robertson met in Atlanta, Georgia with national church and denominational leaders who gave their blessings and promises of support."
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....I bet Dr. Robertson had sex with Dr. McCormack at his home in Virginia Beach.
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ahahaha, totally. They probably did it in the Coalitionary Position.
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...and I bet the next month in Atlanta they had some altar boys over for a big orgy....of SEX!!!
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And FuckDoll and his one-word posts joined them.
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"In August l989 Dr. McCormack called Dr. Pat Robertson to suggest that the millions of Christians organized for his campaign needed to be re-organized under a national banner. Dr. Robertson agreed and invited him to meet in his home in Virginia Beach, Virginia later that month where they agreed to found the Christian Coalition. The next month he and Dr. Robertson met in Atlanta, Georgia with national church and denominational leaders who gave their blessings and promises of support."
Dr. McCormack is a male fuckdoll.
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My surnames Robertson.... I feel like a tool now....
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My surnames Robertson.... I feel like a tool now....
ahahah, i bet that means that you've had SEX.... at some point.
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How did you know? I tell you those fucking p0rnography sites said they would keep it discreet.... Should have fucking known!
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Lenina put her tongue in my butthole. And then she wiggled it. And then I went "ooo".

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Yeah well Wicked Lady stuck a finger in my vagina... Then she pulled it out and licked it.... Then I went "Oh babes!"... Then she told me that she wants to rub muffs with me... Then we did...

Oh yeah and (antihero) is not gay... He proved it to me last night...
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