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They are trying to turn me into batman

Omg they are putting bees in my house. I don't know if i'm allergic to them I just assume that I am, I've got the bathroom door shut and sealed off with duct tape, the hive is right outside my window, which was cool with me, but now they are coming in and I've been scared of bees since I was a little child, so now i'm pissin in cups and throwing it in people's general direction. You see bees are like my achilles heel, if you ever want to see me scream like a bitch and sprint for about 10 yards, show me a bee, I don't fuckin like em and they scare the shit out of me, and now there in my house, and I can hear them, great.
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