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Old 03-11-13   #21
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And now were talking about hookers again why? A mind in the gutter doesn't bring home the butter.
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Old 03-11-13   #22
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Yea rhymes like that just dont come spewing from me it takes a second to write it and edit it :p
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Why do hookers make you so uncomfortable, sik?
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Hookers don't make me unconformtable. Transvestite hookers make me uncomfortable. But not typical street walking broads.
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Remember who my fav prono star was? Kacey Jordan, she's a hooker. And how is it that you don't know who kacey Jordan is and you own a pron store. I mean, she was married to Charlie Sheen.
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Anyways, yea, I just figured the pretty lady wouldn't want to hear us chattering on about prostitutes in her thread is all.
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It means....whats up. I shoulda just said whats up.......
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w0rd. That's slang here for that's cool. Like, true that.
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w0rd. That's slang here for that's cool. Like, true that.
I liked it better when you were talking about hookers
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This one time we were gonna give this girl a ride and we were like, hey you need a ride? And she says in a manly voice, "Do you need a ride?" And we were like whoa shit cheese it! It's a dude! Good times.
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This one time we were gonna give this girl a ride and we were like, hey you need a ride? And she says in a manly voice, "Do you need a ride?" And we were like whoa shit cheese it! It's a dude! Good times.
My friend went to Amsterdam and got head off what he said was the best looking girl he had ever seen so he decided he wanted to bang her but when "she" took off her pants there was a little willy there.

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Haha. Yea you can't make that up that is gold. Scarred for life.
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For serious, dunno why the fuck he told me about it in fairness
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Maybe it's just my warped sense of humor, but I find it borderline hilarious. I immediately think of ace ventura plunging his face and crying in the shower after he realized he kissed a man.
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Oh yeh, so did I, just if it were me I woulda kept that one to myself
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Remember who my fav prono star was? Kacey Jordan, she's a hooker. And how is it that you don't know who kacey Jordan is and you own a pron store. I mean, she was married to Charlie Sheen.
I know who she is by name, but I didn't recognize her from the pic. You got to remember that I see hundreds of dicks, tits and pussies each day. They all tend to start looking the same after a while.
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I would definitely tell that story if it happened to me. That's too awesome to keep to yourself.
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Does no one remember that Billy fucked a man? That shit is for true.
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That Billy the Kid guy? Wow. I must have been away for that one...
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