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Old 02-11-03   #1
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THE POLICE... a night of fun with my favorite swine.

So I get pulled over this evening... now let me tell you why that sucks ...

1. I have 3 bowls on me and about a eighth of an ounce of pot

2. my left running light is out

3. my window is broken.


so anyway, I get pulled over smoking a bowl while driving around a local park (waiting for some friends to show up and match on a blunt) the cops pull me over (and Im completely fucked up from having smoked almost an ounce this evening.) anyway long story short they search me and im clean, they ask if they can search my car. I say no, which is my right. then the cop totaly fucking blows my mind.... he says, and I quote "dude, if you have some bud on you just tell us and we'll leave you alone." I maintained my story... "no officer I dont smoke." he says, "Well if you dont have anything in the car then why wont you let us search it." I say, "Well, officer, some of my friends do smoke pot and I wouldnt want to be liable for anything found." he assured me that I wouldnt be copable for the shit in my car if they searched it now but if they had to wait for a K9 unit then it would be alot of paperwork and I knew the sentance for holding the bowls was up to 1 year for each count and up to 1000$ is fines for each... he said "were just going to confiscate it." so I let them search my car. they found 2 of the 3 bowls I had on me. they didnt find the weed because I ate it as soon as those lights flashed. anyway, I get sent on my merry way after they ran a warrant check on me and all that jazz.

so this is my conclusion...

either they were just cool cops? (I realize those arent words that go together very often)

they were just to busy eating doughnuts to file the paperwork?

or

they were pothead cops who needed a 60$ bowl.


any way you look at it fuck the pigs for making me waste pot and taking my bowls.


Anyone else got a fun piggy story for the thread?


"Fuck the Police, Fuck the Police... fuck um." -NWA
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Old 02-11-03   #2
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Well, consitering I am starting training soon to become a police officer. I know that these crooked cops do exist. I have encountered them many times. But myself having the hatred for drugs, you'd be in jail right now. You were lucky.
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yeah... suck dick piggy-in-training.


p.s. - pots not a drug, doughtnut sucker.
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If my intellegence were below that of the average 12 year old, I may have found that to be an insult, but I'm not going to waste my time on you.
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right... too busy pulling over black men and beating them?
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Exactly.
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anyway, fuck that facist pig.... does anyone else have an opinion.
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Facist pig?

You obviously know nothing about being a police officer.
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Most cops are fucking crooked, I got stopped one time, I had a fatass quarter (at least ten grams) and papers, scissors, bowl, etc. So here's what happened, I see the cop pulling me over so I shove the bag up my ass (Yeah, it was my only choice) So he asks me to empty my pockets, so I do, I put my lighter, papers, scissors, and wallet on my trunk, he finds paraphenilia on the scissors, calls for backup, finds the bowl, then gives me a warning and confiscates everything, I get back and my car and they peel out and leave, then I remember, I put my wallet on the trunk, I come out and it's fucking gone! That was like $135 gone! And I didn't get his fucking name, stupid fucking cops, at least I had my bag though...
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I dont think I could fit 10 grams up my ass... granted ive never tried.... but thats a fair bit of weed.... did you lube?
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Ahahaha....oh...I'm sorry, but this just made me laugh...

It's funny how you claim that most cops are crooked, yet you've only delt with one that was...so basically you have that one time to make up a judgement about how most cops are crooked.
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No, actually I didn't even feel it, just kind of reaction, either shove something up my ass now, or get something shoved up my ass while I'm serving 3-5 in the pen...
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no my brother in law is a cop.... and I know that not all cops are crooked.... but I also know that there is a large percentage of those who aree.... even if 1-5 percent of cops are corrupt which I think is an understatement.... thats still fucking incredable.
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Ahahaha....oh...I'm sorry, but this just made me laugh...

It's funny how you claim that most cops are crooked, yet you've only delt with one that was...so basically you have that one time to make up a judgement about how most cops are crooked.
I was only talking about one situation anyways, that just happened to be the worst, what's your deal anyways pig?
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I just find it funny that you two make assumptions without knowing just what you are talking about.
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No, actually I didn't even feel it, just kind of reaction, either shove something up my ass now, or get something shoved up my ass while I'm serving 3-5 in the pen...

smart thinking. id rather have weed in my ass. I mean me and weed have such a close relationship that I could would still love my pot even if it was knuckle deep in my arse. shit better 10 grams then 10 inches of some 400lbs black guys dick,
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Trust me, I know plenty about the so called law enforcement officers in these great states of America, sure some stand for justice and peace, but if you make to the force your gonna be surprised to find out that alot of those fucking heartless bastards will do ANYTHING to reach they're fucking quota.
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I just find it funny that you two make assumptions without knowing just what you are talking about.
right.... I think ive had a few more encounters with johny law then you.
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I know a lot about law enforcement. My father and grandfather were both police officers. I'm actually going through the cadet program now for the Milwaukie Police Department. I start training after this summer.

Heartless bastards....What does that have to do with pulling someone over for running a stop sign or red light? It has nothing to do with law enforement.

There is a lot more to law enforement than what you hear or what you see.
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right.... I think ive had a few more encounters with johny law then you.
I'm sorry, I forgot that I was just a facist pig that beats black people.

Oh...and by the way...pot is a drug. Moron.
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