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Old 02-23-06   #1841
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The best start - eat small portions, divided in 4 meals a day - at least
meat only once per day, more vegetables and fruits
food that contains pulp (stock or how the hell it is called in english and white yogurt or cottage for a better digestion
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Old 02-25-06   #1842
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I'm not sure I could eat a whole cottage in one sitting


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Old 02-26-06   #1843
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You silly you
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Old 02-27-06   #1844
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I could eat a cottage loaf.
Or the cottage that the witch in Hansel and Gretel lived in.

And I'm in transit again, but the next time I post it will be on my own computer in my own home when they've connected my broadband.

Ta-ra folks!
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Old 02-27-06   #1845
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I never liked cottage cheese but I never really tried it either . . . I find that odd too . . .
Is your e-mail still the same Nivvie?
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Old 02-27-06   #1846
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Cottage Cheese does kinda suck.
But cottage pie! that stuff is awesome!
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Old 03-14-06   #1847
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How are you doing little bunny rabbit? Did you finally get your own house? I tried sending you a little music through the ether recently; to no avail.
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Old 03-14-06   #1848
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Heeelllooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tis and modem and tis mine! Tis situated in my own house!
I don't know if my email's still the same, I have about eight, as everytime I get a new ISP they give me a new one and I do like shiny new things........I'll PM you one I'm using now.....
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Nice . . . What else is new with you? What is your house like? Does your daughter still like Jean Siblius' Karelia Suite?
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Someone at work gave me a load of their kid's old CDs and I just gave them to her as she had a new CD player, and so *shudder* she has a discovered Britney.
However, we do try and counteract or at least keep things balanced, so she is still listening to all kinds of stuff...on a kind of reggae tip at the moment.....


Ma wee hoosie is awful bonny!
It's got nice views of trees and such, and althoug it's very 'farm-ie' round here, it's quiet and Mark can play his drums with only sheep and cows to listen, and we have freedom! I can hoover in the nude!

her school is about 25mins walk away so I shall get lots of exercise walking htere and back twice a day, and what with the time I'll have as I'm only working weekends right now, I shall get me bloody book finished.

And how's you?
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Nooooo! Everytime a young girl discovers Britney somewhere an Angel gets her wings ripped off her back like a fly! Now I wish I had some alkie . . .
I'm glad to know that you've moved to such a nice location . . . Although I'm fighting the visual of you vacuming in the nude . . . Which reminds me that you never had the local photo-lab send you pictures of yourself through e-mail to post here . . . Okay, I'm jumping off of this train of thought right now like a hobo being ordered off by a conductor with a shot-gun.
What's your book about?
I'm just trying to stay active, working out almost every day, wandering around outside a lot, writing when I'm out there. Looking into different vocational schools for black-smithing and colleges . . . I should look more into the Herefordshire Tech while I'm at it. Maybe have one of you fine folks dig up some info for me in person. I'm doing pretty well over-all.
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Are you permanently back at home then?
There are black-smithing schools?

I shall probably restrain myself from naked hoovering as it's too cold. There's a nice fireplace in the living room where I can build a roaring fire, but the rest of the house is oil heating, and I can't afford to have that going all damn day.....


My book is about bereavement, but you know, in a cheery sort of way. The path of a young widow through the maze of re-adjustment and family 'support', and running away, and basically how conformaty is dangerous to the grieving process.
And there's a mystery kind of thing going on too.
I spent so much time with widows, and something that really inspired me was when we embalmed this little boy to be placed back on the sofa rather than in a drawer for the gap between his death and funeral, and the mother's family went mad, but just because a person has dies doesn't mean their body is 'wrong'.
It's a bit of a mess in my head at the moment, and the plot needs some kicking into shape, but I'm happy with my leading lady, and the fact it's like a reverse love interest. Usually we are waiting for a character to find love, but this one is working on adjusting to her loss of love. And having a bit of an adventure.

There, I made it sound really crap, but things often do when you try and explain them.

Hereford?
As in England?
I'd go but it's hundred and hundreds of miles away......
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It sounds interesting actually, you should claim that it was inspired by Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina . . . Which has a completely different storyline, in case you didn't know but looks similar to me as you have indicated that the plot will focus primarily on character development too. Kudos to you for not including a stereotypical Love-interest for your leading lady . . . At least that was the impression that I got . . . If I'm wrong, ignore that sentance . . .
I need to get started on writing my own novel again. I'll have to PM you with the details on that if I haven't explained them to you already.
I mentioned Herefordshire tech. before, I was told that that area is very posh . . . I wonder how well I could fake a posh, British accent?
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