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Old 11-20-04   #21
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Because you're so close to all of these dead people all of the time, does that make you accept death more? or do you fear it?
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Old 11-21-04   #22
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I'm very keen on living.
I can feel mortality breathing down my neck, and know death is right around the corner.

I don't fear old age as I will count myself lucky if I get that far, and no, I am not afraid of death, but to quote Jeff Buckley I fear 'the pain I might leave behind'.

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Welcome to Darkforum Nivvie. Nice occupation you have there....disturbing, but in a nice way. Not truely disturbing like your avatar.
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Yes. Her head does appear to be on the wrong way round.

Or do you you just have a prblem with it in general?

I have a very nice skipping smurf in reserve, and one of Laurel and Hardy dancing.
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Laurel and Hardy! Classic!
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I love Laurel and Hardy!
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Shall I change?

Would you like to see that?
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It's good that you don't fear death. I don't know about it, myself. I guess i'm undecided...

Sailor Moon... I used to watch that show all of the time.
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I having a second childhood.

Or maybe third, I've lost track.
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Nice Place You Got Here

And interesting occupation. I've often thought about entering the Funeral Service Industry. I mainly would want to offer Custom Painted Caskets, since most of the caskets on the market today seem a little too unpersonable to me. Of coarse, I'm a Custom Painter so that's just my opinion.........LOL. I also own and Customize hearses, so it's kinda in my nature to feel that way.

I'm currently working on a 1978 Cadillac S&S Victoria that I plan on hotrodding out. Don't know if I'm going to use it for a business vehicle or rent it out to local Funeral Homes for custom burial packages........Decisions, Decisions . Also thinkin about doing a Kustom 4-wheel drive hearse. We'll see what develops. Any requests or suggestions are gladly appreciated.
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I wrote a reply but I'm up to 41 hours without sleep so I HAVE TO GO TO BED!

It made little sense and I think it might upset some folk in my happy little catered thread.
I'll PM you in the morning.

Eat what you like and tip the waitress generously.
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Old 11-22-04   #32
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Looky!!

That's another fine avatar I've got myself into.
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I'm sorry. I just can't help switching about.
Someone on a anther forum told it was bad manners, but who cares!

I'll be a smurf this time next week, or a green monster with a big smile. He's so cute.
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Cant...stop....watching...laurel...and...hardy...
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Hi, Nivvie...you always seem like such a friendly sort on the forum. I thought I would drop in to say "hello" and that I hope you are having a good day, and spread a little New York City humor your way...

A former co-worker of mine is in a band called the Bronx Casket Company. Here is the back of one of their t-shirts...



Just trying to help to put the "FUN" back in "FUNERAL"....
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Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

So, people. I was thinking about my first post on this thread, and I have decided what music I want played at my funeral.

ELO - Mr Blue Sky (so, cheerful, so inappropriate.)

Jeff Buckley - Grace (so true and sad)

Jupiter from the Planets suite. (always makes me cry)

W.A.S.P - Mean Man (comedy value)

And I want my coffin carried out to the Jurassic Park or India Jones theme, while a projector plays credits on the wall, where I can thank people, copyright my funeral etc.
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I'm sorry.
Do you want me to swap again?
I wouldn't want to mess with your mind tooooo much.
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