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Old 05-31-04   #1
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i want a maid!

and a dishwasher too...i'm so tired of the redundancy of housework...the things i do to keep a happy house...*pouts*
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Old 05-31-04   #2
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go out and get one. they are nice to have. i used to have a maid. but now i miss having one, my room is such a mess, and its not as bad as it used to be before. i'd be greatfull if someone could clean it up. at least i have axantha to clean up my room.
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Old 06-01-04   #3
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Old 06-06-04   #4
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Sixxx stop cheating on me! Im sick of it!


haha jordyn...i hate to break this to ya love....but you sound like my mom! lol thats a bad thing!
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the things i do to keep a happy house...*pouts*
why isn't the hubby helping?
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yeah get him help you out more around the house. then once when your kids are old enough, then they to shall help you out around the house. dammit i want to visit you.......
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Sixxx stop cheating on me! Im sick of it!
hon, i ain't cheatin on ya.....itz only been you.....you and you alone......besides, how many guys you been with on DF?! eh? eh? eh?
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AWW MAN !! talk about a Rodney Dangerfeild Slice of NO RESPECT !!!!! Thats It Self IS GONNA STRIKE !!!!

Ya Jump on here and give no credit to ALL The Shit you put yer poor old clean freak of a huby through!! * Sniff *!! WTF !!! Could of at least mentioned Self helps ...
How many times does poor ol Self have to get up with the kids after 4 hours of sleep get stuck sweeping the house ,cleaning the breakfast dishes ( That hopefuly self slept through ) ,wipe off the dinner table with the stuff still on it from when the kids ate ,When was the LAST TIME you cleaned the THRONE ( Toilet ) ,Self gets stuck washing an folding up to 6 loads of laundery while watching the kids on the days you work and only about 1/2 a load of laundery is self's ...Who lets the kids rampage and destroy the house ? Who picks up there dam room over and over ?!!!who does all the maintanace ? How many times do you have to clean up after self feeds the kids lunch ? Who takes out the Trash MOST of the Time !! ??, Who does all this and More WHILE working the FULL TIME JOB ?? not getting any sleep some days?? ( work from 6pm to 2:30 am and on some days she gos to work at 6:30 am while self cant wind down and goto sleep untill about 5-5:30 am !!) ..an someones gotta watch the kids ,Who cleans the car out constantly ?
So how many days do I bust my ass all day THEN GOTO WORK !!??!!, come home and sometimes clean before bed!

BIG SIGH.........( it's ok I know you didnt mean it to sound like you do it all by your self ,and I forgive you love ....this time !!)

And Who walks the DOG !!! heheh we dont have a dog lol !!
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and you whine about me whining?
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oh, and get us a maid and both of our problems will be solved!
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hon, i ain't cheatin on ya.....itz only been you.....you and you alone......besides, how many guys you been with on DF?! eh? eh? eh?
awws. Damn right it better just be all about me!

Oh and i dont know what your talking about, im a good girl!
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what?

...just agreeing that your a good girl.
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LOL !!! AX!! hehehe !! A Gooood Girlll righttttt !! * nudge nudge ,wink wink ,Know what ya mean ! *
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awws. Damn right it better just be all about me!

Oh and i dont know what your talking about, im a good girl!
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