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Old 04-04-02   #41
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        I was just thinking today that... last night... I had sex with a vampire! Does that mean I'm going to turn into a vampire? My skin has been getting whiter... Hmm... I better stay out of the sun for a while.
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         No, it means that you're turning into a Homosexual. As it sits now your homo sex to non homo sex ratio is looking quite one sided. I thought you were going to write some bad poetry and give it to Raven? Don't tell me that you pussied out on the whole "kill a local minority child" plan. That was a brilliant plan designed especially for you to bag this Raven girl, give you self esteem and get you some writing material. I really feel like I'm sitting here with my dong flapping in the wind and considering how far you've crossed into homoland, I don't think that's a good idea. If you're going to blatantly disregard my expert advice then I might as well get a job at the local newspaper answering Dear Abbey columns.

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Old 04-04-02   #42
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Old 04-04-02   #43
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Dear DarkStorm,

        It's been a while since we've talked. I hope I didn't offend you about the whole "homoland" comment, I mean if you're into guys, then you're into guys. I'm OK with that. I mean just because you take it in the can shouldn't mean that we can't hang out and watch Monday Night Football or drink some beers or do each other's nails. Heck, I remember when I was a kid my Uncle's friends' neighbors' Nephew's Cousin was a flaming homosexual and he was so much fun to play with. He had this cool bed that would incline or recline by the push of a button and even had little metal rails on the side. I would jump off of those and then swing from the tubes in his arms to the other side of the bed. That was so much fun, of course, until he died from some disease.

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watch Monday Night Football or drink some beers or do each other's nails.

Dear Diary...

I'm beginning to wonder about you...
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Dear Chaos Creator,

        Don't try and think, it's not very becoming of you.

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        Don't try and think, it's not very becoming of you.

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