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Old 04-12-02   #1
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Prison and Work

In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 foot cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 foot cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one yourself.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you can't even speak to your family and friends on the phone

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are sadistic wardens.
At work, we have bosses.
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...and motherhood

Prison and Motherhood

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At home you spend most of your time in a 8x10 kitchen.

In prison you get 3 meals a day.
At home you prepare 3 meals a day.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At home their is no time off and rarely good behavior.

In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all the doors for you.
At home your husband stopped opening doors for you when you got married and the kids only open a door when it's to the bathroom and you're in it.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At home you get to scrub all of the toilets

In prison expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At home you get to pay all the expenses, do all the work and dream of a vacation in prison.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
At home you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can watch TV in the rec room.
At home you can't find the TV because the kids wrecked the living room.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.
At home we call them offspring.
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Uh... any non serious crimes that can get me 1-2 years in prison. I wanna try this out.
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