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Old 07-29-07   #1
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I don't think the world is against me. I don't think people have it out for me. Except one man. I don't think it's personal, I think it's because I'm a woman. That sucks. I got fired from my job today. That sucks even more. He told me on my first day that he's yet to see a woman be good at Loss Prevention (ie catching shoplifters and naughty employees). I suppose I should have seen it coming.

I was trying to work two jobs, but my secondary job kept scheduling me during my shifts at Sears (my primary job). So twice I HAD to leave Sears, work a four hour shift at the other place, then go back to Sears and finish up my shift there. Talked to my immediate supervisor about it both times, he said it was a go. Hunky dory. After those two days happened, I quit the second job. I didn't want it to get in the way of Sears, because I loved it there.

Last week I had my tire slashed, I live in sort of a rough neighborhood. Not too bad, but bad enough where punk kids randomly slash tires and break windows for the hell of it. I called Sears, told my coworker I was going to be late. I was three hours late getting to work, and told another manager why I wasn't on time. Oh that's so terrible, glad you're okay, also hunky dory.

Today I go to work, and right as I go to clock in my supervisor tells me we need to have a chat. He sits me down, and he was very nice about it. Granted, I've NEVER been fired, so I'm assuming this isn't how firings usually go. He told me he's like to keep me, but he got the order from the big man to let me go. I know he was honest, he's not the kind of guy to pass it off on someone higher up because he doesn't want to look bad. Last week when I was three hours late the store manager considered that my third strike. The first two being when I left to work at a "competitor" and then came back and clocked in, like I took a four hour lunch. The fact that my supervisor okay'd it didn't matter. He wanted me gone.

So. Today I got fired for the very first time in my life. I feel like shit, and there isn't a damn thing I can do to make it better. Tomorrow I begin another job hunt, as rent is due on Wednesday and I have $63 and some loose change in my purse.

I could bitch and moan about how it's not fair, he's a sexist pig, etc... but that wouldn't change anything. *shrugs* This is my rant, and now I'm over it. Onto the next phase in my life.
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Old 07-29-07   #2
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I got fired once. Because of darkforum. I typed my company's name on the forum, and they had a shitfit.

Unfortunately in today's world of "at-will" employment, you have to just take the punches as they come. Pity it was such a big company that gave you the boot.

It'll work out. And if not, there's always stripping. <3
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Good point... too bad the only strip club around here is full of girls I hated in high school.
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All the more reason to try and steal their thunder. I've always thought NIN's song "Physical" would be a great tittie bar song.
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I'd have to go with ACDC Back in Black.
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i always wanted to go into a strip club and change the tape for something so amazingly UN-raunchy and just see what happens.

something like.... the wurzels.

or black lace.

i know its quite common but i'd ike to experience a striptease/lapdance to "closer"

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Old 07-30-07   #7
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May as well jump on unemployment during your downtime; it's not like you wanted to leave your job, and it'll keep your rent paid until you find something new. On the bright side, if new prospective employers call Sears for a reference, your boss is legally obligated not to talk shit about you.
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I feel this way on DF...a lot.
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Old 07-30-07   #8
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Eh who needs Sears anyways, but who knows maybe something good will come out of this. Good luck to you though
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Move to the D.C./Greater Washington area. They're practically throwing jobs at strangers on the street around here. Yay for the uber-inflation of government.
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geez,i'm sorry to hear about that. nothing worse than to be trying to do your best and then getting canned afterall.

have you considered going back to school and learning some kind of trade or skill like dental hygenist or hairdresser or something? when you have an actual trade, you can usually find work wherever you go and the skill is a great falllback when you just need to earn cash for a couple of months.

good luck with the new job hunt.
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Getting fired sucks , big time !
Happend to me several times before I hit this job .

Ohh and Cally , working in a store is a skill .
You try to stay friendly to some moaning bitch about her bill or a refund !

I'm sure you'll find a new job soon .
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i always wanted to go into a strip club and change the tape for something so amazingly UN-raunchy and just see what happens.

something like.... the wurzels.

or black lace.

i know its quite common but i'd ike to experience a striptease/lapdance to "closer"
i always wanted to see a strip club shot up like "48 hours" i need some entertainment.
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I need some entertainment too... you'll do. Your asinine comments always inspire laughter.
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i always wanted to go into a strip club and change the tape for something so amazingly UN-raunchy and just see what happens.

something like.... the wurzels.

or black lace.

i know its quite common but i'd ike to experience a striptease/lapdance to "closer"
Hmm . . .



Actually, that could work well now that I think about it; kind of makes me wonder what it would be like if Ozzy did a Ren-Fair act.
I've had an incredibly shitty couple of weeks. If I'm going to bother writing about it, it'll have to be in it's own thread
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so uhm... what part of your post was a reply to mine? or did you just hit the wrong button?

and by the "closer" i meant this -

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h3_y-eUHXI[/media]

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You mentioned Music that wouldn't quite fit in at a Tittie-Bar so I posted my own example. Closer strikes me as music that would work well for killing a stripper . . . I think . . . Maybe.
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well now i know...

i wonder why you'd want to kill a stripper?

i mean... other than if you were a politician/a member of a religious cult or faith/married to either of the first two or just a controlling witch of a woman.
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Simple, Strippers sell their bodies and my Sociopathic World-view equates that as an invitation to do whatever I want to do to them . . . Wait, that's not right . . . Why the Hell would I want to seriously kill a Stripper?
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i always wanted to go into a strip club and change the tape for something so amazingly UN-raunchy and just see what happens.

something like.... the wurzels.

or black lace.

i know its quite common but i'd ike to experience a striptease/lapdance to "closer"

Few weeks back I got a lapdance to Holy Diver by Dio.... thats pretty unsexy.
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But pretty funny!
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