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Old 07-18-07   #1
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Genius ways to get a laugh when telemarketers call

I have this recording on my computer, is like a 30 nuclear bomb explosion, I don't even say anything I just stick the mic end to the computer speaker and hit play. This one guy was actually still on the line when I pulled it away he was like "Hello? hello?" I just burst into hysterics I couldn't even talk. I'm still laughing. And then sometimes I'll just get on there and they'll be like "hello- and i'm like beeby deeby dop bop du bop du bop bop du bop du bop bop deeby deeby dop bop du op du op bop deeby beedy op pop dop bop du op pop. etc.
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Here's the link. Just listen to it and imagine. NearlyGood.com - Audio - Nuclear Bomb Sound Audio
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These ARE the last days of my internet, sorry if I let someone else control what I am saying over a cell phone he is cuuuuuurzy.
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Scream... then tell them to wait.
Put em on hold.
Come back minutes later.
Pant as if out of breath.
Explain this to them:
"I have to go now"
"It's got loose thanks to you"
"The goat I was about to sacrifice to the gods"

Hang up.
Usually works for me.
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lol i dunno if I could stay serious all the way through that one.
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if you want real laughs and ideas, check out the ventrillo harrassment videos on youtube.

that's the best way to piss people off with sound effects. even better than soundboards.

although, next time some telemarketer calls, i'm going to load up the dr phil soundboard and have some laughs.
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Off of ebaums? I'm a swartzeneggar fan myself.
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i don't agree with ebaums. infact, i hate it.

Ebaum's World Sucks

check that. explains alot.

here's their flash animation which, not only is an awesome song, explains the whole deal with EBW and why people hate it.

i can't embed or media player it it seems, so here's the link -

http://ebaumsworldsucks.com/ebaum.swf
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I just like how it's all located in one nice place. Call me a criminal but i'd support them.
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my best was a few days after 9/11:

hello? yes, my names gus.....no, hold on

:phone away from face: ay! ay, is that a plane? what the fuck is it doing flying so low? fucks that plane doing? its going to fucking crash!

"hello, what do you want"

that fucking planes going to......

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As soon as someone who's called starts trying to sell you something, try to sell them something. Works every fucking time. I almost convinced a guy from British Gas that he needed to buy a used tractor.
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