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Old 08-13-07   #1
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me and a cat

she went to wv with the baby to see her family for the week so im slung low in this house figuring out new ways to piss the cat off. its boreing as fuck, im guessing that's why i came back here. unfortunatly, none of you dumbshits are here. i guess ill just keep beating the cat.
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Old 08-14-07   #2
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That Cat is still alive? I wonder why it hasn't hanged itself from a shade-cord yet. It's funny that you would be such a catalyst for the intelligence required for that feat . . .
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because cats dont have fucking thumbs, dumbass.
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Old 08-17-07   #4
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Put tape on its paws.
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Old 08-18-07   #5
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or get a cat with double paws...
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An old sock with eye holes cut into it over the cats head is pretty funny. Bonus points if you tape it and submit to funniest home videos. Make sure she is watching if it airs.
Whizzy dizzies are good too. Watch for claws.
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