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Old 04-11-13   #1
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what surprised you today?

apparently, powergrinding aerobics makes my back not hurt anymore.
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Old 04-11-13   #2
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The fact that I can titty punch someone and not feel bad. I think the switch has flicked off on the guilt factor and most of my emotions. Im like an unfeeling bitch to people who I dislike now.
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Old 04-12-13   #3
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people actually think that being some kind of hardcore elitist christian is the right way to worship God. I can't believe that people actually post things on facebook like "share this if you love God." So, if I choose not to share it than I love satan? Is that what you're saying to me? That's not fair at all.
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Old 04-13-13   #4
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Woke up to the smell of fire, and my fire alarm going off.
Checked my house for fire, surprisingly, there was none.
Ripped that shit out of the wall and went back to sleep.
I hope my neighboors arent on fire lol.
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Old 04-13-13   #5
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man it is hot as balls, and when i stand in the shade it does not help.
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Old 04-17-13   #6
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WTF THAT IS NOT A CHAIR DUDE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...pPJojb76E&NR=1
I deem this person a waste of precious food, water, and oxygen.
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Old 04-23-13   #7
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Old 04-24-13   #8
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I was surprised to find out about an over-amorous chap in the male changing room showers at work. luckily i was in the office 2 floors up. I imagine I was not as surprised as the unfortunate sod in the showers who is now making an official complaint.

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Old 04-24-13   #9
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It surprised me today that not only is it warm here in southern Maine, it's also sunny. They said it was going to be mostly cloudy today.

It's a pleasant surprise, especially considering how cold it's been this year around here.
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Old 05-02-13   #10
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oh snap, I am being stalked by someone with a glint of rape in their eyes. Like, you know when they are being obvious about it, driving by you a second time just staring at you with those rape eyes. *peeks out blinds
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You know you love it really.....

Today I was surprised that I was surprised not to even get an interview for the job I've been doing for the last 8 months...

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Old 05-03-13   #12
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The fact thay

1. You can have a laugh with a pigs head.

2. I didn't think I would go to the trouble of trying when I really shouldn't bother.

3. I'm drunk.
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Old 06-01-13   #13
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It suprised me that today it got all the way to 90F here in Maine!
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ha, just wait, it will be hotter than fuck I assume. sometimes when you live near the water it seems to be sweltering, because of the humidity in the air. Is that what may or may not be occurring here mainermikebrown?
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It surprised me today that on the news I heard it's unusually hot in Alaska right now.
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your mom is unusually hot in alaska. but then you're having this dream and immediately there's something significant about it: you're eight years old and you're in a boarding school. like, ok this is obviously a dream and this sucks, wake up. cept you dont wake up, you gotta climb out of the two story window and slide down the roof, which for some reason has a grade of like 11 degrees, but you cannot stay in a boarding school, that's lame. now you're in the woods with this old guy and hes like -we gotta fight the hydra, it's gonna eat the schoolchildren - but you're like - but grandpa, i dont wanna fight the hydra - cept dude is gone and you're like 45 now and you got a shotgun and you gotta fight the hydra. it never dies no matter how many times you shoot it, and its just completely morphing into all these crazy monsters with each frame, like some ethereal entity if oure chaos. suddenly you're a caveman and a pterodactyl is trying to eat your baby, but now youur an xmen and you gotta fight magneto and WTF will i ever wake up from this shit??!!
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What surprised me today was finding out how large a local parade was today. Every year in my town they have a agricultural fair. And at every year they have a parade that's put together by the fair. Despite the fact that the fair is small and the town I live in is also small, the fair they have was quite huge this year.
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I love ol' Mainer. A major criminal case returns a verdict that many people thought was impossible, but what surprised MMB today was the unusual large size of his local parade. Only in Maine, right Mike?
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Who thought that was impossible? I thought there was near-unanimous agreement that the prosecution was dropping the ball.
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Frog, I never followed this case in Florida. So I wasn't surprised about the verdict since I knew little about the case in the first place.
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